We Didn't Know Who These People Were When Their Names Were First Mentioned in "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases"

 

1. Simon Kinberg

2. Sam Esmail

3. Frances Lawrence

4. Michael DeLuca

5. Scott Stuber

6. Dylan Clark

7. Bryan Singer

8. Tom DeSanto

9. John Orloff

10. Jack Paglen

11. Lisa Joy

12. Dan Angel

13. Billy Brown

14. Michael Lesslie

15. Derek Simonds

And after all of their collective "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" were proven to be...."Fake"....spanning decades, we still didn't know who the hell these people were.

"Hollywood' also has NEVER had...."Help Wanted" signs posted for these people, warmly welcoming them into...."Post-Fake Battlestar Press Release Employment...."

"So Say We All!!"