Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Ronald D. Moore is Writing a "Star Wars" TV Script? Just as Long as He is Demoted to "25th Staff Writer to The Left." Right?


                   


http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60308

As Ronald D. Moore's solo scriptwriting chores in "GINO" and "Caprica" proved, he needs layers upon layers of level headed authority above him to veto any "kooky" story ideas he may have. He should have had countless layers of level headed authority above him reviewing all of his "GINO" and "Caprica" scripts (primarily the "GINO" pilot / mini-series) and vetoing all of his bad ideas...

"Shirts, ties and business suits worn by a group of people thousands of light years from Earth and have never heard of Earth?? Ain't gonna happen!!"

"Edward James Olmos as an endlessly frowning Commander Adama??" Ain't gonna happen!!

"Rape, torture, and murder in what should have been a mass market / pop culture friendly continuation of Battlestar Galactica from 1978?? Ain't gonna happen!!"

The silver linings in Ronald D. Moore's possible one and only one "Star Wars" script assignment are as follows:

1. He won't be in charge of anything. If he has bad ideas, they will get vetoed.

2. Walt Disney isn't stupid the way Universal Studios is - (Jettisoning the opportunity to make a property mass market and pop culture friendly in favor of following Ronald D. Moore's "Kooky" and bad take on a property that only attracts the demographically limiting "far-right nuts" in our society.)

Sunday, January 13, 2013

I Hereby Christen "Universal Studios, Ronald D. Moore, & Bryan Singer" Collectively as "The Lack Pack"


                                Jurassic Park 4 Coming in 2014 From Producer Steven Spielberg

http://www.thehdroom.com/news/Jurassic-Park-4-Coming-in-2014-From-Producer-Steven-Spielberg/11898

Universal Studios latest claim (via their notorious and fake press releases) is that they are in the midst of prepping a "Jurrasic Park" sequel for summer 2014.

Whether or not this is yet another fake press release from Universal Studios is anyone's guess. So, I'll just go ahead and add this latest claim of theirs to their ever growing infamous list of fake press releases. Just to be on the safe side.

Universal Studios Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List - Volume 1

1. "Battlestar Galactica" (2001 FOX TV Movie)
2. "Battlestar Galactica" theatrical (2009)
3. "Battlestar Galactica" theatrical (2011)
4. "Jurrasic Park" theatrical (2012) - Abandonment Pending

Ronald D. Moore's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List - Volume 1

1. "The Thing" prequel
2. "Virtuosity"
3. "The Wild, Wild West" remake CBS-TV
4. "17th Precinct" - NBC-TV
5. Embryonic Sword & Sorcery project - Abandonment Pending

Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List - Volume 1

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies

1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High
16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. The Twilight Zone (Abandonment Pending)
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Footballers Wives


I hereby christen "Universal Studios, Ronald D. Moore & Bryan Singer" collectively as "The Lack Pack."

Lacking any credibility whatsoever via the fake press releases the three of them keep releasing.


Friday, January 11, 2013

Universal Studios Has Ultimately Revealed Itself to Be a Corporation Lacking The Drive, Desire, And Talent to Infuse Science Fiction & "Battlestar Galactica" With Any Sense of Fun and Originality

                        



"A staggering lack of imagination and inspired thinking"...is an apt description of Universal Studios when it comes to their handling of Science Fiction and Fantasy overall ( the failed "The SyFy Channel") and their repeated, failed management of the "Battlestar Galactica" property.

While Universal Studios could argue that..."they are not in the business of making art but rather making money"...I dare say that Universal Studios has failed at both. What has differentiated Universal Studios from its corporate peers in Hollywood, is that Universal Studios has failed to acknowledge the reality and the necessity of commerce and art co-existing harmoniously together if you want to make serious money, and Universal Studios has repeatedly failed to demonstrate that commerce and art do indeed need to co-exist harmoniously, side by side with one another if you want to make serious money. Not the "Pocket Change" Universal Studios (NBC-Universal) is only ever able to scrape together in how they poorly manage the "SyFy Channel" and the "Battlestar Galactica" property.

It's common knowledge at this late date that everytime Universal Studios (NBC-Universal) attempts to tackle Science Fiction and / or "Battlestar Galactica" specifically, they immediately fall back on their old bad habits and reach out for the least talented "Rungs" at the bottom of the entertainment ladder (Bryan Singer, Ronald D. Moore, David Eick, Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern.) There is a reason for this madness on the part of Universal Studios. These people are the cheapest people to hire (in Hollywood) to crank out what is supposed to be Science Fiction or "Battlestar Galactica." These people are cheap to hire because they have absolutely no talent, imagination, or inspired thinking whatsoever. There is absolutely nothing about these people cerebrally and / or intellectually that warrants high salaries. Every one of these people lack "Mass Market / Pop Culture" sensibilities when it comes to Science Fiction and "Battlestar Galactica." As a result, Universal Studios has utterly succeeded in keeping their corporate interpretations of Science Fiction and "Battlestar Galactica" as bottom of the barrel..."B-Movie Level Trash." Not making a significant dime for themselves in either area.

It would take the "A-List Talents" of Joss Whedon, J.J. Abrams, J. Michael Straczynski, James Cameron, and the great one...Steven Spielberg....to repair the damage NBC-Universal has done to Science Fiction ("The SyFy Channel") and the "Battlestar Galactica" property in order to position both on the necessary pedestals within our pop culture of making the kind of money both of them are fully capable of making if they both had "A-List Talents" owning and managing them.

NBC-Universal would never hire these people to tackle Science Fiction ("The SyFy Channel") and "Battlestar Galactica" because they are all "A-List Talents" (possessing talent, imagination, and inspired thinking) requiring huge salaries. And as we all know....NBC-Universal has always steered clear of huge salaries when it comes to Science Fiction and "Battlestar Galactica."

The general public will just continue to seek out (with their money in hand) "talent, imagination, and inspired thinking" from all of the other studios in Hollywood providing movies and television productions.





Thursday, January 10, 2013

Will We See Even More Additions to This List in 2013?

                                 



Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List - Volume 1

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies

1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High
16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. The Twilight Zone (Abandonment Pending)
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Footballers Wives


...I'm counting on it!!

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

These Fake Press Releases of Universal Studios And Bryan Singer Take On a Whole New "Eerie Tone" in 2013, Don't They?


October 21st, 2011 Fake Press Release



August 3rd, 2012 Fake Press Release


"Eerie Tone"...as in 2013 is the "35th Anniversary Year" of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" series.

What is Universal Studios and Bryan Singer going to do this year?

Have the audacity and unmitigated gall to show up at "Comic-Con" this 35th Annivesary year, not being able to explain why they haven't made this movie they began announcing in fake press releases beginning in 2001, and continuing with their fake press releases on through to 2008, 2009, and 2011?

I wouldn't want to be them sitting in a convention room at "Comic-Con" facing angry fans. It would make for an awkward social situation, wouldn't it?

I think it can be safely concluded that Universal Studios executives and Bryan Singer will skip "Comic Con" this year ( just as they have done in all previous years.) I suspect they know that they wouldn't be welcome there under these specific circumstances.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Remember The "Bad Old Days" When Group Photographs Like This Were Taken No Matter How Commercially Unsuccessful "GINO" Really Was?

                      Actor Edward James Olmos, executive producer David Eick, actress Mary McDonnell, creator/writer Ronald D. Moore and SciFi channel's Mark Stern

Ironically, the garbage that was "GINO", "Caprica", and "Blood & Chrome" (and how commercially unsuccessful all three of them were) will no doubt be the focal points of Universal Studios attention during this 35th Anniversary year of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" series.

Monday, January 7, 2013

By Golly, The 35th Anniversary of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series is Here!! So, How is Universal Studios Going to Screw it Up For Everybody Else?

                  



                 
This will most definitely be the one year out of all previous years when we we will see Universal Studios screw up (in every conceivable way) the fond memories of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" series.

What I predict will be the highlights....

 1. Universal Studios executives simply getting up in the morning, having breakfast, and then showing up for work at the "Universal Studios Black Tower." "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" series is already in deep trouble right there!! Only 358 more days to go in this anniversary year!! Boy, it's going to be a long haul!!

2. This would be the perfect year for Universal Studios to release a corrected version of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica Complete Series" on DVD!! You know the DVD set, right? The DVD set Universal Studios screwed up three times in a row thus far in 2003, 2004, and 2008 (i.e. Cracked discs, freezing discs, heavy grain in episodes.) Of course, Universal Studios would never do this because they simply don't like the show!!

3. Whatever happened to that "Battlestar Galactica 1978" movie that Universal Studios and Bryan Singer announced in 2001, 2009, and 2011? We won't find out in 2013 either!! 

4. Will we ever see the supposed "1978 Battlestar Galactica Ralph McQuarrie Portfolio" in 2013? Not if Universal Studios has anything to say about it!! And gosh golly, they will have something to say about it!! Universal Studios continues to be up to its corporate neck in trying to keep this show off of everyone's radar and 2013 will be no different!!

5. How about a "Director's Cut" of "Saga of a Star World" (the pilot episode of the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series) with the editing supervised by "Saga" directors Richard A. Colla and Alan J. Levi? It would be the perfect product to hit store shelves for the 35th Anniversary of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" series!! Right? Wrong!! Not if Universal Studios has anything to say about it! And gosh golly, they will have something to say about it!!

That's just a few of my predictions for the "lumps of coal" Universal Studios no doubt has in store for the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series in this 35th Anniversary year of its existence!!

And have faith!! Universal Studios will no doubt sink to depths even worse than what's listed above in 2013!!