Wednesday, July 24, 2013

This Ridiculous Film Clip From "GINO" Illustrates Perfectly Why NBC-Universal Never Should Have Owned "Battlestar Galactica"

 

It speaks volumes....right here....in this film clip....as to why "Battlestar Galactica" is owned by the wrong people and the wrong corporation.

What do we see in this film clip?

1. NBC-Universal and Ronald D. Moore did not have the appropriate budget (not large enough by any means) to do any sort of justice to "Battlestar Galactica."

2. There was a lack of caring from all involved in this "GINO" production. There was no "Battlestar Galactica" of any sort being done here. Instead, "GINO" was a low budget production crapped out of everyone's rear end on cruise control while it was being made in Vancouver.

3. "GINO" was made by a corporation and made by people who are not Science Fiction fans and not "Battlestar Galactica" fans. Instead, it was made by a corporation and by people accustomed to the "assembly line"...."crank it out fast regardless of quality".....mentality all too common in television production today.

4. There was no attempt whatsoever made by the corporation and people who made "GINO" to convey the slightest sense of a credible alternate reality supposedly taking place thousands of light years from Earth. Instead, "GINO" was harshly and jarringly grounded in the contemporary real world (right here on Earth) destroying any credible illusions to the contrary due to this production not having the appropriate funding to do so, this production not having any behind the scenes talent to make it happen, and the ongoing stunning arrogance and naivete of Bonnie Hammer and Ronald D. Moore every step of the way....always drastically overestimating their own self love while this "GINO" thing was in production.

5. "GINO" was not "Battlestar Galactica." Instead, it was an odd hybrid of badly written soap opera clap-trap...stolen ideas from "Star Trek"..."Species"...and "Blade Runner executed very poorly, astonishing low production values (this show never did have a budget of any sort for wardrobe), cranked out by a group of people with a staggering lack of talent  and imagination in all departments across the board. The "Battlestar Galactica" title being slapped on the entire mess.

6. The makers of "GINO" expected forgiveness from television viewers in too many areas of its production:

a. That location shooting looked like exactly like what it was....location shooting under sunny blue skies in local neighborhoods.

b. There was no imaginative costume designer to be found anywhere in this production.

c. This was a very lazy television production made by very lazy people who wanted television viewers to overlook that as well.

d. That most of "GINO's" cast members couldn't act worth a shit, primarily the "ever frowning" Edward James Olmos and the "zombie, blank staring" Mary McDonnell.

e. That in addition to not being "Battlestar Galactica" at all..."GINO" was quite frankly...a boring as shit production.

f. That "GINO"...like the SyFy Channel which spawned it....lacked an on-air coherent identity. "GINO" was in fact...."That John Doe, Soap Opera-ish, Spaceshipy Watchamcallit" television series.

g. That Ronald D. Moore and David Eick quite frankly, didn't know what the hell they were doing as the producers of this mess.

h. That "GINO" needed another good year in pre-production just to nail down exactly what its identity was supposed to be as a television production. Among many, many other behind the scenes issues with this production.


I can't wait to start ripping apart "Helix" when that arrives D.O.A. at the SyFy Channel!!


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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

It Should Come as a Surprise to No One That NBC-Universal's Inability to Master Science Fiction on Cable Television (SyFy Channel) is Carrying Over Quite Nicely to Their Theatrical Films as Well




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/21/ripd-box-office-disappoints-the-conjuring_n_3631777.html

The next time Universal Studios wants to blow $130 million on a Science Fiction / Fantasy movie, they might want to think about having the right people on staff in their "Black Tower" long beforehand who understand and like Science Fiction, and the right hired hands in the field actually making the movie before they blow that $130 million.

Wasn't "Defiance" with Tom Cruise a Box Office flop as well?

Hmmm....Interesting.


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Well...Well...We Have a 10 Year Anniversary Coming Up on October 21st, 2013!!


 

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/topic/304766-battlestar-galactica-the-complete-epic-series/


Yes!! It was on October 21st, 2003...when Universal Studios released its "Steaming Pile of Donkey Dung"....infamously known as...."Battlestar Galactica: The Complete Epic Series......" to the general public.

Where does one begin when describing their "pull no punches" hatred for this poorly manufactured DVD set?

Was it....

1. Discovering the cracked discs sitting in the trays as you unwrapped this DVD set for the very first time shortly after buying it on October 21st, 2003?

2. Was it the freezing discs your otherwise "just fine' DVD player struggled to play?

3. Was it the fact that misleading advertising was printed plain as day on the packaging of this DVD set? "Digitally Remastered" my ass. The pilot episode especially looked terrible. As if a VHS copy was dipped in chocolate syrup and then transferred to DVD as is.

If Universal Studios ever gets around to transferring this series to Blu-Ray, run for cover and beware of falling shrapnel!!

Read this blog on October 21st, 2013 as I will have a complete and exhaustive retrospective on this DVD set the likes of which would have made the late "Cinefantastique" magazine publisher Frederick S. Clarke proud!!


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Monday, July 22, 2013

Retro - Flashback Fun Day


Universal Studios lies its "Corporate Rear End Off" with this press release of theirs from October 21st, 2011. As these "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" are released by Universal Studios every two years, we're just about due for another one around October 21st, 2013.



August 3rd, 2012 - Bryan Singer squirms in his seat (and stutters) when caught off guard about the "Battlestar Galactica" movie he and Universal Studios have been announcing (and not making) since 2001.


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Bryan Singer Still Has Plenty of Time to Abandon "X-Men: Days of Future Past" (If in Fact He Really is Directing it)


 
 
 
 
It would be a terrible shame if he interrupted the flow of this astonishing track record he created for himself...
 
 
Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List Volume 1

 http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies


1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High

16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Footballers Wives
24. X-Men Origins: Magneto
25. Superman: The Man of Steel
26. uwantme2killhim?

27. My Eleventh
28. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)


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Saturday, July 20, 2013

The Difference Between The SyFy Channel and Quality Science Fiction is Staggering. We Might as Well be Comparing a "Slurpee Big Gulp" to a "Rolls Royce"

 
 

Corporate executives usually are "Cerebrally Handicapped" when it comes to the entire issue of Science Fiction. Unfortunately, this handicap has been unusually potent and concentrated at NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel....the last corporation on Earth that should be owning what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel for any reason.

"Sharknado's" ratings were low even by the SyFy Channel's laughable standards, yet the corporate mentality there is jumping up and down for joy that their low rated and low budget "B-Movie" was paid attention to by a miniscule number of teenagers on "Twitter." SyFy Channel executives love to be paid attention to by teenagers on "Twitter" so much, they greenlit a sequel to "Sharknado." What can be summed up here? SyFy Channel executives don't care about making money, they just want to be paid attention to by teenagers on "Twitter." If the "attention" is in the form of "notoriety", SyFy Channel executives will take even that since they have always failed to attract respectable attention to themselves.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Questor_Tapes

What real, quality Science Fiction is. Irony always being as cruel as it is, "The Questor Tapes" is owned by NBC-Universal...a corporation "too cerebrally handicapped and too adolescent" in its corporate thinking to comprehend the value of what they have on their hands with "The Questor Tapes." The makings of an ongoing Science Fiction franchise. It no doubt never even occurred to NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel to dust off this television movie and do something intelligent and contemporary with it by hiring the right people to do it because I doubt very much that NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel even knows what "The Questor Tapes" is, or that it has been owned by the various incarnations of their corporation since 1974....Because this corporation quite simply is not intelligent enough to handle the entire issue of Science Fiction.

No, NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel has been too busy having "Endless Corporate Wet Dreams" trying to get attention on the Internet with the endless garbage (their endless freak show parade of crap monster movies) they keep putting on the air.

The United States may get a quality Science Fiction cable channel some day...but it will never be provided by NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel.

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Friday, July 19, 2013

The "X-Men" Fan Boys Aren't Excited Yet? Word on The Street is That The Same Director Who Used "The Devil Wears Prada" as Inspiration For "Superman Returns"...








is now claiming to be directing "X-Men: Days of Future Past." Will we be seeing Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman in high heels if this is true?


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