Judging From Universal Studios Upcoming Movies, Not Producing a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie After 13 Years Of Repeatedly Announcing One Is The Least Of Its Troubles

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You know what I'm saying, Verne? Can you say..."Quick to DVD after a brief and embarrassing theatrical run for all of these upcoming flicks?"




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One Of These Properties Doesn't Belong In The "Ownership Portfolio" of NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel. Can You Guess What It Might Be?





                                        

         

Here's some hints:

1. It requires a great deal of thought, pre-planning, and a thorough understanding of what it is before it can be managed properly.

2. It will always have the potential of being the..."The Third Legitimate Alternative to Star Wars and Star Trek"....if it ever has decent owners some day.

3. It is the ultimate example of...."Embarrassing Bungled Management"....spanning 36 years.

4. Universal Studios hasn't done anything constructive with it for 36 years.

5. It has always "clashed" with everything else Universal Studios owns because it requires more than a..."Remedially Handicapped Split Second Decision"... in management.

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Let's Be Perfectly Honest Here. If You're a Television Executive Looking For "Advertising Revenue", Tweets On "Twitter" Are Ultimately Meaningless

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/07/12/syfys-sharknado-is-the-most-social-program-on-all-of-television-july-11-generating-nearly-5000-tweets-a-minute/191647/

Yes, in the..."Dollars & Cents Game"....of television, how many...."Tweets"....your show gets is ultimately meaningless because...."Tweets"....don't translate in to...."Advertising Revenue"....


But!! The SyFy Channel will settle for...."Rich People"....and...."Trailer Park Trash"....talking about their television programs (how bad they all are?) at various social functions which all lead to...."Tweeting"....in place of...."Noteworthy Advertising Revenue"....


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We've Hit The "Four - Month Mark"...And Universal Studios Hasn't Even Produced a Pre-Production Sketch On a "Cocktail Napkin!!"

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-gets-new-life-at-universal-exclusive-1201153687/

Yes, it has been four months since Universal Studios announced its latest and fake "Battlestar Galactica" movie announcement. Not even a pre-production sketch on a cocktail napkin has been produced for this obviously fake production.

What does this mean? In actuality...no...."Battlestar Galactica".....movie is actually being made....

April 8th, 2014 - the birth and final resting place of this latest and...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie"....Universal Studios announced via this...."Fake Press Release"......

Additionally, what else do we also not have after four months?

1. No casting
2. No producers signed on board
3. No director
4. No set construction
5. No script
6. No set time frame to lock in what I just mentioned

In other words.....another "Battlestar" movie hoax for the umpteenth time.....

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Before And After a "Sharknado" Movie, The SyFy Channel Remains What It Always Is

http://www.syfy.com

An undefinable, badly managed, incoherent conglomeration of fragmented and clashing programming mandates that barely work on any business level, without even an...."umbrella-esque".... discernible and overall channel concept holding the entire mess together in a clever way.

"Sharknado" movies...to the surprise of no one....never cures any of these ailments at the SyFy Channel.


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There Is Nothing Virtuous Or Humorous In Being Unable To Make Good Movies. And The "SyFy Channel" Still Hasn't Figured Out How To Turn This Handicap Into "Mass Market Success"

http://www.boston.com/entertainment/movies/2014/07/31/sharknado-the-second-one-bigger-boat-for-the-suck-zone/V4mVpdpOp2QYY0gMQToaeK/story.html

The SyFy Channel is not run by theater or "Broadway" veterans. It is not run by Science Fiction fans, Horror fans, or by anyone who has a remote love of anything..... "artistic."

Instead, the SyFy Channel is run by...."Bean Counters"....."Lawyers"....."Business School Grads"....and an entire conglomeration of nitwits (at the lower levels of day to day operations in their shedding drywall cubicles) = (observing their suicidal "Koala Bears" hanging from over head ceiling fans for scenery) who have no love for anything.... "artistic"....and have no innate talents for......"imaginative".....or....."inspired thinking." All working against the....."Common Good"....of providing quality television entertainment for the masses.

And as much as the SyFy Channel would love to claim otherwise...."It"....has never had its...."Corporate Pulse".....on anything...."Mass Market Audiences"....would like to see.

Being intellectually incapable of making good movies.....(The cerebral affliction the SyFy Channel suffers from) is nothing to be celebrated. Certainly not encouraged. Such an affliction needs to be weeded out completely and replaced with the antidote of....."All New Personnel at The SyFy Channel."

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During The "Two - Year Intervals" Of "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases", Universal Studios Could Manufacture Dozens Of "Sharknado" Sequels

We'll probably be seeing lots more of this...."Sharknado".....crap in between the two year intervals of Universal Studios...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....

April 8th, 2014 - Universal Studios most recent...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Release." What has transpired since this fake press release? Why....a new "Sharknado" movie came out!

August 3rd, 2012 - Bryan Singer tries to con us into believing (without the aid of speech therapy) how his and Universal Studios...."Battlestar"....movie (originally announced in 2001)...is still moving forward in production.

October 21st, 2011 - "Sharknado" movies weren't around yet when this...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Release" was announced nearly three years ago. If they were, we would probably be on the 25th "Sharknado" sequel by now without a "Battlestar" movie being made.

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