Why The "Universal Studios List of Upcoming Movies" Is a Constant Source of Amusement For Various Reasons

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm


1. Universal Studios has always looked the other way while every other studio in Hollywood is always making money hand over fist with Science Fiction movies and Science Fiction franchises.

2. Make no mistake. Not only has Universal Studios been sabotaging the..."Battlestar Galactica"....property on purpose for 38 consecutive years with intentionally bad decisions involving deliberate inactivity and procrastination...rotten decisions with Ronald D. Moore...and rotten decisions involving..."Battlestar Galactica"....merchandising....

Could Universal Studios have made this..."Blu-Ray Box Art"....look any worse deliberately? I don't think so!!

....But in doing so, has been deliberately sabotaging across the board for 38 consecutive years the one property..."Battlestar Galactica"...fully capable of giving..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"....serious and formidable competition if simply managed properly.

So, what is Universal Studios left with? An underwhelming list of destined...."quickly to be forgiven"...movies in the list above not only devoid of...."Battlestar Galactica"....but also devoid of any and all...Science Fiction....across the board.

Universal Studios sits out summer after summer and winter after winter at the box office because of these facts.

And misses out on making serious money.

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Remember Two Years Ago This Month When Universal Studios Announced a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie And Didn't Make One Then Either?

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-gets-new-life-at-universal-exclusive-1201153687/

Where do these people keep vanishing to? The people Universal Studios keep claiming are involved in these..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movies"....it keeps announcing every two years?

Whatever happened to Jack Paglen? Is he still on the face of the Earth?

Black holes, baby!! This is where Universal Studios keeps putting these people. Universal Studios sure doesn't put them on staff to make these...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movies"...of theirs every two years!!

Jack Paglen, are you in there??

As for..."VP of Production Scott Bernstein"....and..."Director of Development Jay Polidoro"....(So much for their impressive sounding titles. The buck stops there.)...They didn't make...."Squat"....for Universal Studios during the past two years involving this supposed movie. Which as we all know makes them about as qualified to be employed by Universal Studios as every other..."Ex-Burger Flipper"....currently employed by Universal Studios in the..."Battlestar Galactica Department."

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As "Star Wars" And "Star Trek" Sequels Continue To Clean Up At The Box Office, Universal Studios Remains Absolutely Frozen In Not Knowing What To Do In Order To Compete

In the hands of a competent corporation..."Battlestar Galactica"....would have been relaunched long before now in order to compete with the current batch of..."Star Wars"...and...."Star Trek"....sequels.

Instead, Universal Studios continues to only be able to offer its endless..."Biennial and Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

I used to think it was merely just..."Internal Corporate Hatred and Prejudices"....against the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property motivating Universal Studios to release these fake press releases every two years. 

I now suspect something else is going on here as well. And it's an..."Undiagnosed Business Illness"..... Universal Studios really has never known what to do with..."Battlestar Galactica"...in order to make it competitive with..."Star Wars"....and...."Star Trek"...It doesn't know how to be competitive with..."Battlestar".....and it also doesn't know how to re-launch...."Battlestar"....to the mass population in a way that would make it robust and competitive. So, they mismanage it on purpose out of not knowing how to do anything constructive with it...

Thus....this is the state Universal Studios has always been in from day one with..."Battlestar Galactica"...for the past 38 consecutive years. It's in this state right now with..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...sequels cleaning up at the box office...and it was in this state from the late 1980's to the mid-2000's during the eras of...

1. Star Trek - The Next Generation

2. Deep Space Nine

3. Voyager

4. Babylon 5

6. Time Trax

7. Farscape

8. Star Trek: Enterprise

9. Stargate

10. Andromeda

And all of this proves that Universal Studios was the wrong corporation all along to have owned..."Battlestar Galactica".... all of this time and lacking the knowledge to do anything constructive with it.

If you don't know what to do with what you own in order to be competitive in the marketplace...SELL IT...to another corporation that would know what to do with it.

For example..."LucasFilm"...finally sold..."Star Wars"....to..."Disney"....after decades of..."LucasFilm"....either not knowing what to do do with..."Star Wars"...constructively (The "Star Wars" Prequels)...or not doing anything at all with it. The moment it's sold to..."Disney"...."Star Wars"....takes off like a lunar launch with the magnificent..."The Force Awakens"....and there's another...."Star Wars"....movie coming out one year later.

A different corporate owner can make all of the beneficial difference in the world when it comes to any property. 

"Battlestar Galactica"....would be no different.

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No, Universal Studios Still Hasn't Added "Battlestar Galactica" To Its Upcoming Release Schedule. But It Has Added "Clifford - The Big Red Dog"

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

Still no..."Battlestar"...but..."H-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-e's Clifford!!"...

...In the midst of the current and endless..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"....sequel..."Boom!!"....The ever reliable and baffling..."Universal Studios Business Logic"....strikes again!!

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Yes, my friends. Universal Studios still isn't working on this..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie in favor of..."Clifford - The Big Red Dog."

Because as we all know (those who graduated with an "MA in Marketing")....Marketing trends always frown on..."Battlestar Galactica" in favor of....

"CLIFFORD - THE BIG RED DOG"

At least...in the....STRANGE....BIZARRE....ECCENTRIC....and totally....WHACKED OUT....business universe that Universal Studios created for itself  and always inhabited.

Yes, my friends...."Battlestar Galactica"....has been relegated to the sidelines once again (by Universal Studios) for yet another totally asinine project at Universal Studios. In this case, feeding...."Clifford - The Big Red Dog"....his daily rations of...."Kibbles & Bits"....

What was it before this? Universal Studios derailed a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie in favor of..."Mockingbird Lane"....the television pilot reboot of..."The Munsters"...for NBC-TV that never sold as a series. How convenient!!

With business priorities and a value system like this, I'm surprised the..."Universal Studios Shareholders"....haven't had their daily doses of..."Primal Screams"....yet at the nitwits actually running this corporation in the...."Universal Studios Black Tower"....

All of the business executives in the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"... (in a joint moment of immodesty)....momentarily pause for a group photo.

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Whatever Happened To "SyFy Kids?" Did It Ever Exist In The First Place?

My position on this topic all along always was....How do you make a kid's version of a cable network (SyFy Channel) that never had a discernible and coherent on-air identity in the first place? What would the kid's version of a... John Doe-esque....wrestling...gory horror movies...sham psychics....cooking show...."C.S.I"....reruns....ghost hunting....network even be? What would you even begin to zero in on specifically in the midst of such a smorgasbord programming mess to make a kid's version of yourself? I doubt the SyFy Channel ever succeeded in getting this project off the ground because of that fact and it never got off the drawing boards.

What does the little mascot of..."SyFy Kids"....represent? What does his trail of splattered blood represent? Kids are too young to be exposed to blood at any age, aren't they? Even if it's just cartoon blood or blood in a humorous vein? Any child psychologist could have told the SyFy Channel that if it even bothered to ask which no doubt I doubt they ever did.

What was the on-air identity of parent..."SyFy Channel"...in the first place to create the offspring..."SyFy Kids?"

The...."SyFy Channel"....is the first cable network in history to never have any idea what its discernible and coherent on-air identity was supposed to be from day one (wrestling, horror movies, binge drinking programs - "Geeks Who Drink", sham psychic programs - "John Edward", and cooking shows) and yet despite this went ahead and tried to spin itself off into a kid's version of itself. 

This channel (SyFy) has been nothing but a big mystery to everyone from day one. The day.... "USA Networks / Universal Studios / Vivendi / GE / Comcast"....bought it almost 20 years ago. What is it exactly?

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What I Find Truly Amazing, Is That People Actually Show Up For Work Everyday, And Actually Receive a Paycheck For Doing So, In Order To Make These Ridiculous Movies For Universal Studios

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

Well, something(s) has to fill the...."$5.00 Walmart Discount DVD Bins"...by the truckload across the country. It might as well be all of the titles in the link above...

I'm reminded of the same insanity as when a cast and crew actually showed up for work everyday in the mid-1960's (and actually received paychecks for doing so) in order to make episodes of..."Gilligan's Island"...

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Someone Wake Up Universal Studios When It's All Over Folks!!

Star Wars: Rogue One - December 2016

Star Trek: Beyond - July 2016

Yes folks. Universal Studios is sound asleep once again and is sleeping through (on purpose) the latest Science Fiction..."Boom!!"....going on in our cinemas with new..."Star Wars"...and...."Star Trek"....sequels now coming out regularly.

Before this...Universal Studios slept right through (on purpose) the Science Fiction..."Boom!!"....created on television in the late 1980's, 1990's, and 2000's with...

1. Star Trek: The Next Generation
2. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
3. Star Trek: Voyager
4. Star Trek: Enterprise
5. Babylon 5
6. Farscape
7. Time Trax
8. Tek War

Nothing motivates and never will motivate Universal Studios to compete with all of this stuff and stuff like it with..."Battlestar Galactica!!"

But!! Universal Studios did wake up long enough to recently reissue one of their biennial and..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases!!

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

And then Universal Studios went back to sleep (on purpose)....again

Somebody pass the...."Kibbles & Bits"....to this little guy if he ever wakes up!!

Not even any activity from Universal Studios after..."The Force Awakens"...

One gets the impression that Universal Studios just doesn't like..."Battlestar Galactica"....on a deeply personal, corporate level. In this case, a personal vendetta of sorts against an inanimate object (a piece of property they own), perhaps?

This can be treated through psychiatric care, you know.

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