"Aliens Walk Among Us, The War Is Already Being Waged"...And The Standard Issue "SyFy / Welfare Joe Wardrobe" From "Walmart" Is All Over This New Series

http://www.syfy.com

Walmart: (Intercom) "Price check at cash register #3...please!!"

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According To Universal Studios Logic..."Emergency!"..Should Be Even More Forgotten Than..."Battlestar Galactica"...Because..."Emergency!"...Came Out Six Years Earlier

http://tvshowsondvd.com/news/Emergency-The-Complete-Series/22196

..And yet..."Emergency!"....gets the superior box art despite the fact that...."Emergency!"....was never a..."Top 10 Hit"....while...."Battlestar"....was!!

Of course, it's inexcusable for any television series to get intentionally crappy looking box art as Universal Studios irresponsibly and childishly gave to the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series because of its personal vendetta against it for 38 consecutive years.

It would be ludicrous for anyone to even suggest at this late date (38 years) that no conspiracy exists within Universal Studios against the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....more recently in the specific areas of....

1. Intentionally defective..."Battlestar Galactica"....merchandise.

2. The..."Fake 1978 Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....every two years.

And the other endlessly revolving examples of Universal Studios deliberate mismanagement of this property documented daily on this blog for the past 5 years.

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Still No "Battlestar Galactica" Movie On Universal Studios Slate of Upcoming Movies (After 38 Years)... But Still Plenty of Boredom!!

The "100th Anniversary" of what? "Status Quo Boredom?"

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

What's..."Warcraft"...again? A video game?

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Whatever did happen to this movie again? These two guys aren't really producers, are they?

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"Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable..Like a Coma?"

Yes, that completely asinine and ludicrous bit of dialogue came from none other than the pilot episode of the SyFy Channel's new series..."Wynonna Earp"...

This blog had the misfortune of sitting through the first 20 minutes of...."Wynonna Earp"...and had to turn it off at the 20 minute mark because it was that bad!!

All of the horrible characteristics of a SyFy Channel production are present in...."Wynonna Earp"...

1. The zero production values. With any SyFy Channel production it's best to start with the standard.."$500.00 Production Budget"...of any SyFy Channel series and then just start going backwards and counting down from...."$500.00"...every time you see cheesy cost cutting. In this case....

a. Cheap looking film stock. The SyFy Channel always uses some sort of cheap-o looking film stock in everything it films (from original SyFy Channel movies to original SyFy Channel series.) Always giving everything this brownish looking puke appearance.

b. Cheap looking location shooting. In this case, a sagebrush saturated back lot somewhere burning in the sun. With the actors and actresses burning up as well outdoors.

c. Cheap wardrobe. Rags, odd & ends, whatever the SyFy Channel could drum up at a local..."Salvation Army Retail Outlet".....

2. Bad actors - Shiver!! Too painful to watch!!

3. Horrible Dialogue. An example given in the title of this particular post.

4. A premise not interesting in the slightest. A cross between..."Ash vs. Evil Dead"....and some B-Grade western by Charles Band.

5. Cheap-o makeup effects. Oh, good heavens!! The worst I have ever seen.

6. Bad editing in fight sequences. No doubt trying to hide the bad wire work.

7. Boring characters. Boring bad guys.

8. You don't care about this make believe reality because it wasn't executed well at all.

The first time I ever had to turn something off at the 20 minute mark because it was that bad!!

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I Guess The "Moral Of The Story Is" (In The Strange, Corporate Thinking of Universal Studios), "Even Though a Box Office Flop Is Also a Low Ratings SyFy Channel Disaster...Let's Keep It On The Air Anyway"

http://www.syfy.com/12monkeys

The SyFy Channel: "The Second chance.... (not really)....for moldy and old Universal Studios box office flops to try it as a low budget SyFy Channel series."

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Are Michael DeLuca And Scott Stuber Even Aware of The Fact That Universal Studios Mentioned Them And Attached Their Names To This "Fake Battlestar Movie" Earlier This Year?

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Apparently not!! They're both busy on other projects with..."Battlestar"...nowhere to be found on either of their agendas...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006894/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835959/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Want to know what would be..."Poetic Justice?"....

If another corporation went ahead and made a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie without Universal Studios knowledge and released that movie domestically and internationally. And it made money in the hundreds of millions because it was so beautifully made and faithful to the..."1978 Series"....

I guarantee you it would be the only time...EVER....you would ever see...Universal Studios... tripping over themselves backwards over the..."Battlestar Galactica"....property. Trying to figure out how it happened and why they weren't..."In On It"....!!

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"Retro-Flashback Fun Day." The Box Office Bomb That Was Universal Studios "Dudley Do-Right"

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dudleydo-right.htm

Let me guess. The same business executives working for Universal Studios in 1999 responsible for this box office catastrophe are still gainfully employed at Universal Studios. Just as Universal Studios never sells what it should..."Battlestar Galactica"...It also never fires who it should.

You mean we didn't get a sequel? Since Universal Studios thrives on its own failures so much. It energizes them!!

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