Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Universal Studios Level Headed Business Strategy (Sarcasm) For Dealing With Science Fiction and "Battlestar Galactica" Through The Course Of Its "Corporate Lifetime"


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1. Allowing..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"...to fall by the wayside via blatant bad management during the 1978-79 television season. Unwilling to realize at the time that it had a potential sized..."Star Trek"..."Star Wars"...monster on its hands.


2. Leaving..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"...as roadkill even during the monumentally successful..."Rick Berman Era of Star Trek"...from 1987 to 1993.


3. Not acknowledging the..."10th Anniversary"...of..."Battlestar Galactica"...in September 1988. This of course would continue in 1998, 2008, and 2018.


4. Still..."Corporate Comatose"...during the simultaneous era of..."Babylon 5"...running at the same time as the..."Rick Berman Era of Star Trek."


5. Begins work on a..."Battlestar Television Movie Pilot"...for..."FOX Television"...in 2001 that of course went nowhere.


6. Blows smoke up everyone's ass from 2001 to 2018 with an endless series of..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....that all lead to nowhere for 17 consecutive years.


7. Still..."Corporate Comatose"...in the 2000's and 2010's with new..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...theatrical films that rewrite box office records.


8. Trashing the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...of the 1990's by putting a woman in charge of it who didn't know a damn thing (Bonnie Hammer) about Science Fiction. What she did know a lot about was children's shows and women's programming. Sounds like a good fit to me!!

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9. Despite all of that, the people who have been working in this building for the past 40 consecutive years are still employed.


Despite having to say..."Bye-Bye"....to all of this...


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This blog is beginning to wonder if..."Joel Osteen"...is actually in charge of Universal Studios because that is the only way such incompetence in business spanning 40 consecutive years could ever be forgiven on an almost..."Religious / Biblical"...scale of forgiveness. We're talking God having to put in massive overtime on this one in order to save jobs. With loving Joel being the intermediary.

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