Don't Worry Everybody, Jim Bennett...er...uhm....Glen A. Larson....Has a Handle on it All

Don't worry everybody....Jim Bennett...er....uhm....Glen A. Larson....has a handle on it all. He has it all under control. The delusional narcissist suffering from a false sense of omnipotence (Grandiosity...a sub-symptom of Bi-Polar Disorder) has all of the negative opinions ravaging Universal Studios and SyFy Channel all under control. He has come to the rescue in his little cape and little red boots and successfully cleansed the Internet of all negative opinions attacking his poor little Universal Studios and his poor little SyFy Channel. Except for the four forums trashing his beloved little corporation, the four to five books trashing his beloved little corporation, the positive reviews on Amazon.com in favor of these books trashing his beloved little corporation, and this blog trashing his beloved little corporation.....Jim Bennett...er....Glen A. Larson has it all under control.

It's ironic that the more time has passed, and the harder Jim Bennett....er....Glen A. Larson...has fought these critical opinions of his beloved little corporation, the more he has slipped, the more he has lost his footing, the more his ego and his false sense of pride was sucked from him liter by liter....the more he has fabricated his delusional little success stories claiming the exact opposite. If Jim Bennett.....er.....Glen A. Larson no longer has access to his enemies on an outdated forum (Frakheads) he claims his enemies have "gone underground." Despite the fact that his enemies are just a mouse click away on the very forums Jim Bennett.....er....Glen A. Larson.....is too afraid to visit. If he can't find the book stores where the books (he has been involuntarily obsessing over for years) showcased on this blog, are being sold, he claims the books aren't being sold anywhere. In Jim Bennett's....er.....Glen A. Larson's mind (how Bi-Polar it is), the entire world revolves around him and his double decker keyboard / laptop. If the Internet doesn't display for him what he wants displayed,  it doesn't exist. Jim Bennett.....er.....Glen A. Larson....believes that the physical world is as cyber-spaced as the Internet world is. If he can't make it display on his little-wittle keyboard, it doesn't exist.

The truth of the matter is, Jim Bennett.....er.....Glen A. Larson.....is the worst stealth marketer working for a corporation (Universal Studios / SyFy Channel) who has ever lived. A monumentally inept, bungling, and idiotic dufus who couldn't stealth market his way out of a Girl Scout cookie seminar. An unprecedented buffoon who has spent the past decade tripping over his own shoe laces trying to "stay on top of it"....and....."get it under control." So, he blames other people for his own shortcomings. He fabricates imaginary scenarios to give himself the benefit of the doubt. Jim Bennett...er....Glen A. Larson....has been no more under control of the counter-stealth marketing campaign kicking his beloved corporation in the teeth during the past decade, than he has been under control of his own life...and all of the eccentric etceteras that no doubt are components of his life. "Nothing personal Jim....er...Glen....but you have totally sucked ass as a stealth marketer. Here's your pink slip. Hit the dusty trail and don't look back." A remark Universal Studios / SyFy Channel should have uttered to Jim Bennett....er....Glen A. Larson....a good half decade ago.

The counter-stealth marketing campaign against Universal Studios / SyFy Channel.....Jim Bennett....er....Glen A. Larson was charged with neutralizing, has only grown in size. A testament to his absolute incompetence as the superhero in the little red cape and the little red boots Universal Studios / SyFy Channel placed their hopes on. Jim Bennett....er....Glen A. Larson...has now been reduced to babbling incessantly (on Amazon.com) about how he can't find his own ass on Mapquest, and quite frankly can't find anything else he sets out to find. Jim Bennett....er....Glen A. Larson....quite frankly has always been the incompetent little John McCain in his tiny little delusional corner of cyberspace he has occupied as a vagrant for a decade. Etch-a-Sketching his delusional little success stories of battles he won yet never actually competently fought. Jim Bennett (like John McCain) needs to get out of what has been way over his head for a decade, and spend his elderly years roaming beaches in baggy shorts looking for buried treasure in the sand. Maybe he'll find the pilot script to "Galactica: 1980."

The Battlestar Galactica Copyright Is Owned By Eccentric And Truly Disturbed People

http://www.amazon.com/Caprica-Sucks-Channel-Misfires-Ronald/dp/1451556225/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1296677935&sr=1-1


That certainly explains why the original and only true series has never been revived in 33 years, and it also explains the truly strange and odd comments coming from the Galactica copyright owners and their stealth marketers posing as legitimate book reviewers on Amazon.com. They still haven't gotten it into their thick skulls that these books exist, that these books don't like them, and these books are doing precisely what they were designed to do. More than anything else, the Galactica copyright owners and their stealth marketers just can't stand it when negative opinions of them are beyond their control.  So, we have all of these nutcases on Amazon.com attacking the author in poorly disguised book reviews (The Galactica copyright owners and their stealth marketers make no attempt to hide the fact that they are unconvincing book reviewers [and truly suck at it] on Amazon.com, but that doesn't stop them to try and continue their losing battles against anyone who dares to criticize them.)

I have no doubt that a steady degree of mental illness ravages certain individuals in the movie and television industry (just look at Eli Roth), but the blatant and overwhelming mental illness evident in the negative book reviews of these idiots left behind on Amazon.com indicates that these people are so way out there in the deranged Twilight Zone, that it's no wonder they have been unable to revive the Battlestar Galactica series from the year 1978 in 33 years. These people are truly whacked in the head. To the degree that they never leave comments under the negative reviews of the books, but leave comments under the positive reviews of these books because they consider the positive reviews horrible injustices against them. Now if that isn't psychotic behavior full blast, I don't know what is. According to the Galactica copyright owners and their stealth marketers abusing the book review section of Amazon.com, their negative sham reviews of these books showcased on my blog are valid, positive reviews of these books on Amazon.com are invalid because it must be a horrible conspiracy against them, and their opinions (no matter psychotic they are) are the only valid opinions on Earth as far as they are concerned. Welcome to the mentally ill atmosphere of Universal Studios and SyFy Channel.

Comcast Takes Over Universal Studios and SyFy Channel

Universal Studios and SyFy Channel have a new corporate parent. Cable giant Comcast took over both incompetently managed entities yesterday. No doubt Comcast doesn't know yet the multitude of problems caused by Universal Studios and SyFy Channel they just inherited....And the brain dead management in Universal Studios and SyFy Channel they now have on their payroll. Comcast's only course of action is major house cleaning at both of their new subsidiaries in order to bring both Universal Studios and SyFy Channel into alignment with the rather radical notion of actually making money instead of doing endless, profit siphoning favors for Ronald D. Moore and his stupid ass programming ideas with the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name. This is just the tip of the iceberg as to what Comcast is facing with Universal Studios and SyFy Channel.

Universal Studios TV-DVD manufacturing wing is an absolute mess, all too frequently releasing seasons of classic television series (such as "Emergency!" starring Kevin Tighe and Randolph Mantooth) on DVD without bothering to digitally clean up the episodes beforehand. Season four of "Emergency!" in particular, looks like crappy ass UHF recordings off of an archaic 1979 era television set with rabbit ears, transferred to DVD. And then there is the issue of Universal Studios releasing only one season of a truly great series ("Dream On" starring Brian Benben), and not going any further in releasing the rest of the series.

Then there is the issue of the SyFyChannel's overall crappy ass schedule in general, highlighted by their stupid ass monster of the week type movies.

When justifiably criticizing Universal Studios and SyFy Channel, their unprecedented mismanagement of the "Battlestar Galactica" copyright can't be avoided. It is truly staggering and disgusting in scope. That the best they have ever had to offer is the crappy ass nonsense endlessly cranked out by Ronald D. Moore and his hoodlum entourage of fellow producers and scriptwriters.

Whether or not Comcast begins taking out the trash at Universal Studios and SyFy Channel is anyone's guess. They certainly have every justifiable, objective business related reason to do so. (It's only business, so its nothing personal if Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern were to get shit-canned....as in....ordered to clean out their offices and vacate the premises.)

SyFy Channel's Uneventful Programming Slate For 2011

http://www.amazon.com/Caprica-Sucks-Channel-Misfires-Ronald/dp/1451556225/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1295374346&sr=1-1

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SyFy Channel, with the ever reliable parent corporation NBC-Universal at the helm, will meander through 2011 much the same way they have meandered through every other uneventful programming year of their useless existence as a cable channel. They will dish out more of their "Saturday Night Schlock Fests at the Movies", starring more of their supremely boring mutated insect schlock, more of their supremely boring and (Gee, what the hell is it doing on this cable network?) "WWF Wrestling", and of course, what they consider to be the highlight of their 2011 programming schedule. Their thrid trip down "low rated memory lane" with Ronald D. Moore's inevitably doomed "Blood & Chrome" television series. The third in the astonishingly boring saga of Ronald D. Moore's screwed up take on "Battlestar Galactica." The third in the highly revealing "Rorschach" test as to how urgent it is that Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel get out of this profession they are in....immediately. Because quite frankly, they both never stop sucking at it.

2011 will be no different a year for SyFy Channel both in terms of their unwillingess to learn from their previous programming mistakes, and their inability to grow and evolve as a cable network. In 2011, SyFy Channel will put new programming on the air, and it will fail. They will broadcast the "Blood & Chrome" backdoor pilot, and will fail. They will ram "Blood & Chrome" into a 13 episode first season order despite the backdoor pilot failing in the ratings, and failing to create Internet buzz. The 13 episode first season too, will fail. They will split up the 13 episode first season into two seasons of 6.5 episodes a piece, with each spread out over a seven month stretch...Translation: "A seven month hiatus after the low ratings numbers come in for the first 6.5 episodes broadcast." Both seasons too.....will fail. No matter what SyFy Channel does or doesn't do with anything Ronald D. Moore gives them with the "Battlestar Galactica" label slapped on it....It fails. Their other programming not related to Ronald D. Moore fails. SyFy Channel is a general, all around, failing cable network. Partially due to the fact that their parent corporation (NBC-Universal) is no stranger to failure as well. SyFy Channel fails and fails....and then they get right back up and continue to fail again. There's no need for the SyFy Channel to subscribe to the blunt truth that the definition of insanity is "doing the same thing again and again yet expecting different results each time." They don't need to subscribe to it because they can't subscribe to it. To do so would indicate intelligence of some sort, which the SyFy Channel never had. Thus, we have the "Tri-Wafer Failure Sandwich" of "GINO", "Caprica", and "Blood & Chrome." Most of the crap the SyFy Channel has produced over the years wouldn't exist at all if Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern were blessed with the slightest indications of intelligence. Their programming (including all of Ronald D. Moore's series) has been the most "non-cerebral clap-trap" ever produced for basic cable television.

What's on the SyFy Channel tonight? Throughout 2011, the answer will always be...."Not a damn thing"....regardless of what night of the week it is, and regardless of whether or not "Blood & Chrome" is being broadcast. There is never anything on the SyFy Channel because those who work there lack intelligence, lack mass market instincts, lack imagination, lack inspired thinking, lack the ability to spend their money wisely, and lack the ability to know a loser when they see one....Ronald D. Moore.....and lack the ability to know when to quit with his inane and boring programing ideas. Ronald D. Moore has done nothing to propel the brand name "Battlestar Galactica" into a money making franchise ala' "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." He has lacked the imaginative ability to do so. What he has done, is dig himself into a highly limited hole of career options beyond the umbilical cord attached to himself and the SyFy Channel. Producing one low rated television series after another (erroneously labeled "Battlestar Galactica") with the SyFy Channel tends to do that to someone.

"Caprica" is still an unpleasant memory in everyone's mind, just as "GINO" is. Simply because all those involved have produced these series in such a way, that they are doomed to fail. None of Ronald D. Moore's series have had the slightest redeeming characteristics whatsoever, a common symptom of those involved in producing these series having no instinctive talents whatsoever in doing so.

SyFy Channel's Flair For Underwhelming Programming

http://www.amazon.com/Blood-Chrome-Interpretation-Battlestar-Galactica/dp/1456493604/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1295292847&sr=1-1

http://www.createspace.com/3535598



The exact sordid date as to when Universal Studios took over management of the Sci-Fi Channel (SyFy) is one of those moments in time left to the dark recesses of unpleasant memory. It may have been as far back as 1995, and if this is the case, it has been the longest and the most miserable 16 years in cable television history. Universal Studios and SyFy Channel have been known as "Crazed Loons" within the realm of the Internet Science Fiction fan community during all of those 16 years. In no small part due to the fact that their handling of the "Battlestar Galactica" copyright and anything else related to Science Fiction television programming has been a disastrous "tsunami" of unprecedented proportions. Ask any jilted fan of "Battlestar Galactica" , Farscape, and the Stargate franchise, and the piss poor opinion of the SyFy Channel remains the same.,

Universal Studios and SyFy Channel have spent roughly the past 16 years not only producing absolute garbage for the SyFy Channel (all of Ronald D. Moore's erroneously titled "Galactica" series, their monster mash weekly movies, and the inexplicable presence of WWF Wrestling on the SyFy Channel), but also spending a good chunk of those 16 years engaging in a stealth marketing campaing on Internet bulletin boards verbally attacking anyone in the public domain who dares to criticize their rotten television programming. Most of their verbal assaults against the general public centered around all of Ronald D. Moore's poorly produced and commercially failing television series involving the title "Battlestar Galactica."

Universal Studios and SyFy Channel could care less as to how supremely untalented they have been in the areas of managing the "Battlestar Galactica" copyright, and Science Fiction television programming in general. Because no matter how much they have sucked at both, no matter how much they continue to miserably fail in anything they do involving "Battlestar Galactica" and televised Science Fiction, they continue to putz along full steam ahead repeating the same mistakes again and again that they have been repeating for the past 16 years.

SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore will forever be joined at the hip. This in itself is hardly suprising since the primary characteristic of this commercially failing partnership since 2004 has been to putz along full steam ahead in this commercially failing partnership no matter how badly it has historically failed. Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" (Galactica in Name Only) and "Caprica" series were commercial flops, after both suffered extremely low audience test scores before they debuted. Quite logically (sarcasm), with such a troubled business failing "aura" plaguing thie partnership, it is moving full steam ahead with a series called "Blood & Chrome", yet another inevitably doomed chapter in the "Ronald D. Moore karaoke rendition of "Battlestar Galactica." Universal - SyFy at this moment in time, have given up audience testing Ronald D. Moore's series before they are broadcast. No doubt because they were tired of seeing audience test scores in the negative digits.

We can count on "Blood & Chrome" containing the same mistakes in thought and execution that led to cancellations of "GINO" and "Caprica." Such as, a would be Science Fiction television series poorly disguised as a poorly written soap opera. A premise that bounces around like a pinball and can't settle into a consistent groove. Actors and actresses with barely passable acting skills. Low budget CGI. Contemporary settings and a contemporary wardrobe despite the fact that the series is supposed to be set on other worlds. The SyFy Channel's continued psychotic obsession with their cast members being attired in business suits, shirts, and ties.

It's at the point now that Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel have grown accustomed to commercial failure that they now embrace habitually, and can't stop themselves from continuing down this same path. "Blood & Chrome" is a symptom of this habitual behavior. Any cable network that engages in such habitual behavior needs to have the operational plug pulled on it from upper management. Especially when every series Ronald D. Moore has produced for the SyFy Channel has been a waste of the shareholder's money. With any luck, the seven year old Ronald D. Moore / SyFy Channel partnership will have the plug pulled on it very soon.