Thursday, July 18, 2013

What in God's Name is The SyFy Channel Doing at "Comic-Con??"




 


http://www.syfy.com/comiccon


It's one thing to pretend that you're a "Science Fiction Channel" 365 days a year. It's something else entirely to have the "unmitigated gall" to mingle amongst the general public every year at "Comic-Con" pretending to be a "Science Fiction Channel" there as well. Now, that's really hitting below the belt!!

I wouldn't expect "ESPN" and "MTV" to show up at "Comic-Con" either!!

After all...by the SyFy Channel's own admission time and time again with Bonnie Hammer leading the charge....

quote - "Science Fiction fans are nothing but overgrown adolescents still living in their parents basements." - unquote

NBC-Universal decimated the once great "Sci-Fi Channel" of the 1990s adhering to that insane corporate philosophy.


Why does the SyFy Channel suddenly want to mingle with these people now?? These..."overgrown adolescents still living in their parents basements."

Somebody needs to send the SyFy Channel an invitation to attend the "Indianapolis 500." They wouldn't be anymore out of place there either.







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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Now That The 5 Minutes of "Shame Fame"..."Sharknado" Enjoyed on "Twitter" Has Passed, I See That it Has Settled Quite Nicely into The SyFy Channel's "Junk Closet"




Where all of The Other "Junk" of The SyFy Channel's is stored....










Who would want any of these productions listed on their professional resume?


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Monday, July 15, 2013

Somehow, I haven't Caught On to The Joke Yet That It's Somehow Funny Casting Former Child Stars From The 1970s in The SyFy Channel's Crappy Movies




 

http://www.wtop.com/556/3388924/Actor-discusses-Sharknado-sensation


Robbie Rist singlehandedly brought down the final season of the "Brady Bunch", made everyone squirm in their seats watching "Galactica: 1980" back in 1980, and is now a school bus driver in "Sharknado."

"Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha".....Wait...What?? This is supposed to be funny??

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I guess I can add this to the other great mystery of the 21st Century. How former "Roseanne" staff writer Chuck Lorre could have emerged from the "Roseanne" writer's pool being as supremely unfunny as he is. Both as a producer and writer on "Two and a Half Men" and "Big Bang Theory."



Yikes dude!! Your shows aren't funny!!






"Ha....Ha....Ha....Ha!!"....No, Wait!! This isn't funny!!



 

"Ha......Ha......Ha.....Ha!!"....No, Wait!! This isn't funny either!!


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Sunday, July 14, 2013

"Sharknado" is a Byproduct of The "Status Quo Incidental Way" in Which SyFy Channel Continues to Make "Crappy" Television





 
 
I finally figured it out. These three people honestly don't know and have never known that they make bad television. They honestly don't know any better. Their professional backgrounds are diverse enough and off the map enough to have never come within the "broadside of a barn" of what makes good television, good drama, and what makes a good cable network.

Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern are "Wall Street Bean Counters." They are not legitimate television programmers. None of them have the slightest bit of a professional background in the arts, theater, and what makes good entertainment for mass market television audiences. They continue to chug out "Crappy Movies" and "Crappy Television Series" incidentally due to their combined naivete in not knowing what it takes to make good television and how to do the jobs overall they never should have been hired for in the first place.

Television programming like "Sharknado", "Caprica", "Defiance", "GINO", and "Blood & Chrome" is the sort of "Incidental Garbage" typical "Wall Street Executives" would come up with if they were suddenly thrust into jobs that ran contrary to their true natures as "Wall Street Executives." The SyFy Channel being the sad "Trash Heap" result.

These "Wall Street Executives" (Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern) genuinely have no clue as to what it takes to run a cable network let alone a cable network which is supposed to be a "Science Fiction Channel." It means more to them when a few people take critical notice (ridicule)of "Sharknado" on "Twitter" than it does that "Sharknado" honestly tanked in the ratings. "Sharknado" was their lowest rated horror movie.....ever. This is what is currently being celebrated at the SyFy Channel.

Conventional wisdom in the television industry would dictate that a sequel to "Sharknado" would be out of the question since "Sharknado's" ratings were so low. But that's not the way Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern think. Because a few people on "Twitter" took critical notice of one of their horror movies (a movie the three of them never gave a second thought to before it aired because it fell right in line with the usual "assembly line" garbage they always put on the air)...they're contemplating a sequel. It means more to these SyFy Channel executives to have inadvertent negative attention (ridicule) from teenagers on "Twitter", than it does to have good ratings from one of their horror movies.

This among many other reasons is why the SyFy Channel has always been this odd and eccentric little cable channel lacking an on-air identity impossible to define on the outer fringes of "Oddball Weirdness."


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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Isn't it Interesting How Bryan Singer Doesn't Appear in Any of The Behind The Scenes Photos From "X-Men: Days of Future Past?"

                                       



There's a good batch of "X-Men: Days of Future Past" behind the scenes photos right here and Bryan Singer isn't in any of them. Not just these photos here, but also the photos he has been fanning out online. Is this a good indication that Bryan Singer isn't in fact, directing the movie?

http://www.shockya.com/news/2013/06/10/jennifer-lawrence-spotted-in-a-full-bodysuit-on-x-men-days-of-future-past-set/

"Mystique" is one of the primary characters in "X-Men"...so I would assume all of her shots in the movie would need to be "Principal Photography" shots...and not second unit shots. So...where is Bryan Singer in these photos?


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Does Bryan Singer Have Even More "Abandoned / Fake Projects" Out There? I'll Find Them, No Problem!!


                                                        
                                    
                   


Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List Volume 1

 http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies


1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High

16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Footballers Wives
24. X-Men Origins: Magneto
25. Superman: The Man of Steel
26. uwantme2killhim?

27. My Eleventh
28. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)


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Maybe Ronald D. Moore & Bryan Singer Could Work on The Sequel to The Low Budget Flop..."Sharknado!!"







 
 


They're both supremely untalented. They both have a lot of free time on their hands (Bryan Singer isn't working on anything right now), their hiring fee is always in that affordable range NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel is always comfortable with, and their combined "anti-Mass Market Sensibilities" could make a sequel as rotten as the original "Sharknado!!"


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