They're both supremely untalented. They both have a lot of free time on their hands (Bryan Singer isn't working on anything right now), their hiring fee is always in that affordable range NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel is always comfortable with, and their combined "anti-Mass Market Sensibilities" could make a sequel as rotten as the original "Sharknado!!"
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.