Let me get this straight. Out of the thousands of submissions for a sequel title to "Sharknado" SyFy Channel received, this is the title they chose??
I am once again proven correct that this cable channel is run by people with absolutely no imagination and no inspired thinking whatsoever.
No doubt SyFy Channel received submissions more imaginative than "The Second One." But the people running this channel simply didn't have it within them (cerebrally) to choose a more imaginative title.
Let me see if I can help....
1. Sharknado 2: The Jaws of Deja Vu 2. Sharknado 2: The Winds of Wrath 3. Sharknado 2: Human Carnage in The Jet Stream 4.Sharknado 2: High Speed Tracheotomies 5. Sharknado 2:Assotomies Galore 6. Sharknado 2: I Left My Balls in The Big Apple 7. Sharknado 2: My Girlfriend is Now a B Cup 8. Sharknado 2: My Ex-Boss is Scattered Everywhere 9. Sharknado 2: Eat as You Go 10. Sharknado 2: Family Buffet
This is not rocket science, SyFy Channel. It's not difficult to display a little imagination here and there at your cable network.
"The Second One??" Holy Crap, what a lame ass title!! One of the many reasons why SyFy Channel is the worst cable channel in history!! No imagination and no inspired thinking whatsoever!!
At the very least the SyFy Channel should try and grab the moment of what little success "Sharknado" has brought themand try and have fun with the sequel title to their stupid movie!! After all, below average success like this doesn't bite the SyFy Channel in the ass everyday!!
________________________________________
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
The genres of Science Fiction and Fantasy aren't some two-bit manifestations of mindless drivel that the two of them (Bryan Singer, Ronald D. Moore) have been notorious for producing and writing, and throwing up on movie and television screens.
Science Fiction and Fantasy requires infinite more thought, imagination, and inspired thinking to get right. What Bryan Singer and Ronald D. Moore have always lacked and failed to do.
The great Richard Donner never had anything to worry about from these two little guppies (Bryan Singer, Ronald D. Moore.)
The great and brilliant Richard Donner, along with his other two brilliant peers (George Lucas, Steven Spielberg) remain the undisputed "Kings of all Science Fiction and Fantasy" in Science Fiction cinema and television.
________________________________________
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
You name it, the SyFy Channel broadcasts it. Everything except Science Fiction of course.
Thus far, the SyFy Channel's personal definition of Science Fiction has included...
1. Horror movies 2. Mutant sea life 3. A cooking show 4. The "Cape Fear" movie 5. Reality shows of various non-Science Fiction subject matter.
________________________________________
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Who cares about "Continuity Logic" when making "X-Men" movies? Just worry about filming Hugh Jackman shirtless and showing his claws. After all, haven't these "X-Men" movies been geared towards the female demographic all along? Just as "Superman Returns" was?
________________________________________
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Is there a strange new demographic the SyFy Channel is suddenly going after that no one on this Earth has heard of yet? ....
Such as...."Middle class midgets living in trailer parks who chain smoke and drink."....
Just wondering.
With Bonnie Hammer continuing to pilot this mess (she created)....you never know!!
________________________________________
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
What do you get when people who are not Science Fiction fans and have no business owning and managing what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel end up doing just that through a cruel twist of fate? You end up with NBC-Universal's steaming pile of dog feces known as the SyFy Channel. The people who own and run this trash heap of a cable channel have made it very clear that there is not a whole hell of a lot they know how to do as television programmers....and what little they do know how to do as television programmers (no matter how crappy)...they stick to this losing routine like glue. The SyFy Channel will never demonstrate versatility in television programming because they don't know how to do so, and they lack the corporate talent.
1. Crappy Monster Movies - Yes, the SyFy Channel knows how to make crappy monster movies, involuntarily. It doesn't know how to make good monster movies so it keeps cranking out the crap. Contrary to the meaningless Internet buzz, "Sharknado" was not the exception to the rule.
2. Reality Programming - The SyFy Channel's reality programming is always worse than the crappy standards of everyone else's reality programming.
I think one of the reasons why Bryan Singer has so many abandoned projects involving a wide range of subject matter in his career (the list I keep reposting on my blog [important information!!]) is that Bryan Singer doesn't know how to make anything except boring "X-Men" movies. The only things Bryan Singer knows how to make are boring "X-Men" movies. He doesn't know how to make an "Excalibur" movie...or a "Battlestar Galactica" movie....or a "Twilight Zone" reboot for CBS-TV... or a "Six Million Dollar Man" reboot. Without a doubt, Bryan Singer is the least versatile director / producer perhaps in all of Hollywood's history. He is unable to adapt himself to other projects when he leaves the confines of what he is the most comfortable doing.... Making boring "X-Men" movies. He tried making a "Superman" movie (his rare fantasy excursion beyond "X-Men"), but the "Superman" character just went completely over his head.
I dare say there is not one area in Science Fiction television programming Ronald D. Moore excels at. This guy doesn't know how to do anything right in Science Fiction / Fantasy. He sent the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name into the crapper and his only area of expertise he can call his own is producing sub-standard television pilots that never get picked up. Except of course, when his Mom & Dad (SyFy Channel) buy something from him.
________________________________________
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
