Thursday, September 22, 2016
Much Like The SyFy Channel Itself, This Creature Doesn't Look Like Much of Anything. What Is It?
The SyFy Channel has found its perfect mascot!!
1. It lacks a discernible visual identity, just as the SyFy Channel itself has always lacked a discernible visual on-air identity.
2. You don't know what you're looking at with this creature, just as you never know what you're looking at while watching the SyFy Channel.
3. This creature is vague...ambiguous...just as the SyFy Channel always is.
4. This creature potentially eats itself with its own teeth, just as the SyFy Channel has been eating itself with its own bad taste, lack of imagination, lack of inspired thinking, and flat out stupid programming ideas.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read the books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.
I'll leave the other 150 locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 6:17 PM