Sunday, September 25, 2016
Retro-Flashback Fun Day!! The "Stillborn Donkey Turd" That Was SyFy / Ronald D. Moore's "Caprica" Series
Remember this misguided...mismanaged...ill-conceived...pile of..."Donkey Feces"... remembered by no one as..."Caprica?"...
The dark era of..."SyFy Channel / Ronald D. Moore"...a decade ago was such a fun one, wasn't it? (Rolling my eyes)...
1. The absurd low budgets in both..."Caprica"...and..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)
2. The eerie, out of place, laughable, and disturbing obsession with..."Three Piece Business Suits"...and other articles of..."Contemporary / Earth bound Clothing"....these productions had even though both productions were supposed to be taking place thousands of light years from Earth on other planets.
3. In both productions, no efforts made whatsoever by both the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore to try and create other worldly environments and wardrobe on these supposed alien worlds. Translation: LAZINESS from both parties in the production process. And ZERO BUDGETS.
4. Stereotypical twenty something young people you never gave two shits about.
5. The rip-off of Larry Hagman's..."Dallas"...series with two feuding families.
6. The..."Miraculous Feat"....that..."Caprica"...somehow survived to 19 episodes despite such low ratings from day one. Politics at that network, baby!! They're a killer!! Even working overtime for low rated..."Useless Piece of Shit Television Series"...
7. The fact that..."Caprica"...and..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...had absolutely nothing to do with..."Battlestar Galactica"...
Get a..."Whiff"...of this and let me know what you think!!
Read the books Universal Studios tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read the books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.
I'll leave the other 150 locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 10:13 AM