Monday, March 14, 2011
Why Hasn't Guerrilla Style Stealth Marketing Delivered Love, Fame, and Fortune to Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel?
http://www.amazon.com/Universal-Studios-1978-Battlestar-Galactica/dp/1434895408/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1300131516&sr=1-2
It's a funny thing trying to force people to love you regardless of the inferior products you keep delivering to them over the airwaves. It usually backfires. SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore are no strangers to this sad phenomenon. They spent close to a decade using guerrilla style stealth marketing techniques trying to force the public to love them and their crappy ass television series. During the infamous "hey days" of the mid to late 2000s, Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel tried to strong arm, coerce, blackmail, deceive, and bribe the general public into loving them and their God awful television series ("GINO" and "Caprica") all for the sake of erroneously trying to secure for themselves....."pipe dream" spectacular careers in Science Fiction television programming.
The guerrilla style stealth marketing didn't work for Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel (even with the assistance of the stealth marketing firm "Abraham & Harrison") because Ronald D. Moore is not a lovable guy and neither is the SyFy Channel a lovable cable channel. And the mean spirited television series they crapped all over the airwaves ("GINO", "Caprica")...certainly were not lovable either. It doesn't say much about Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel that they even entertained the notion of using guerrilla style stealth marketing to try and strong arm the general public into loving them and their crappy ass television series.
In the case of Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel, stealth marketing and all of its underhanded manifestations has been a cop out for them. It has relieved them of the professional responsibilities inherent in the careers they have been underqualified for during the past decade. Namely, that a professional cable network and a professional producer and scriptwriter is supposed to strive to provide enjoyable and mass market accepted television programming to the general public. If Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel were the professional entities they were supposed to be (in the careers they have inexplicably inhabited during the past decade), they would have learned from the mistakes they made while producing "GINO" and "Caprica", and abandoned the money losing formula in both series. Moore and SyFy Channel have done the exact opposite. They have rabidly clung to the money losing embarrassment that is both series, and are applying the same money losing formula to the upcoming "Blood & Chrome." Not only that, they have tried to force the general public to love them and both of their D.O.A. series instead of facing up to their own shortcomings and endless faults in having produced both series, and trying to do better the next time around.
SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore will never be loved, famous, and wealthy because even guerrilla style stealth marketing cannot endow them with that which they do not possess. Genuine talent, imagination, and inspired thinking in the creation of a Science Fiction television series. SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore are the equivelent of the 19th Century traveling road show trying to sell off medicine man products and other bogus home cures laced with alcohol.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Battlestar Galactica: Not a great show as it turns out (Oh, the sacrilege!!)
http://www.amazon.com/Whistling-Dark-Attempt-Battlestar-Galactica/dp/144994079X/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1300043120&sr=1-3
Article written by: Eric - TV Geek Army "Revered Leader"
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"Battlestar Galactica is not a great show.
There, I said it.
I’d even go so far as to say that it’s a stretch to call it a good show – though it is at times, in moments and patches (particularly early on). That said, overall it’s a hot mess, an unwieldy and overambitious sci fi soap opera obsessed with sex and religion and mythology that largely proved unable to convey anything truly interesting about any of those topics.
Perhaps it “hurt” my viewing experience that I watched much of the series in a compressed timeframe and not over the several years in which it was originally broadcast on SyFy. I had heard lots of good things from many people, of course, during the original run and as a TV geek (even before there was a TV Geek Army in which to codify my ramblings) I felt a bit ashamed about not having seen it, much like an English major who was deficient in Chaucer or Milton or some such.
I caught the first season somewhere along the way – via Netflix’ streaming service, I think – and thought it was quite good, and still do – but my attention had wandered off somewhere early in Season Two. Something about Helo and Sharon/Athena’s endless running around Caprica bored me enough that I dropped out. During the holidays this year though I vowed I would make it right. As a TV geek it was my duty, to the colonies and to the fleet, to watch the entire series end-to-end.
And so I did.
As I noted, the first season was by far the best, and in fact the pilot episode, “33” (which comes after the mini-series that acts as a first chapter of sorts to the series), is probably my favorite episode of all. The concept of the remains of humanity being on the run from vicious, untiring Cylons while an exhausted, beleaguered fleet is forced to stay on the run by making precise intergalactic “jumps” every 33 minutes is simply fascinating and thrilling.
Looking back, I wish that the series could have done a better job of keeping such a focus on tight and taut storytelling. That said, the first season was still rather good and had flashes of great potential that made me look forward to moving on. However, there were seeds embedded even from that early stage that would prevent the series as a whole from attaining anything close to greatness.
Examples include Gaius and Caprica 6’s endless religious and philosophical ramblings in the former’s mind. Don’t get me wrong: it worked in small and concise doses, and James Callis’ ability to playfully interact with “real people” and the sexy woman in his head at the same time could be a delight. I also mentioned Helo and Athena’s adventures on Caprica above. As soon as the audience knows that the human known as Boomer is actually a Cylon, the action – which plays out over multiple episodes – involving their attempted escape from the planet is largely diluted (yes, she eventually does change her mind to side with the humans, but that comes after far too much build up).
Really though the first two seasons were fine, and I’d have a much different attitude in total if Seasons Three and Four didn’t exist at all. In fact, I’d say the real (galactic?) fall off comes after there’s a time jump in the series stemming from new President Baltar’s demands that the colonists settle on so called New Caprica.
Almost everything that happens thereafter over the course of two long final seasons is far less interesting than the relatively minor quibbles I mentioned above. The mythological/religious/spiritual storyline becomes increasingly irritating and convoluted. Baltar’s transition from hated president to Cylon lackey to doomed prisoner to spiritual leader to… you get the idea. There are even a seemingly numbing series of episodes where the theme is drilled into our skulls relating the human toll of pushing on for one more day and one more mission (I kept thinking to myself, “we get it… seriously, we get it”).
Add on top of all of that increasingly protracted storylines dealing with the Cylons amongst themselves (every time the action moved to a Cylon base ship, I thought, “Ugh…”), dreams and visions about Hera and the opera house, Starbuck and creepy Cylon Leoben (Callum Keith Rennie) and her paintings, Zarek’s (Richard Hatch) uneven character arc (watch the whole series and you’ll see an erratic transition from “bad guy” to “good guy” to “really bad guy”), innumerable treasonous conspiracies/acts of sabotage, innumerable trials for treason, innumerable scenes of Colonel Tigh/Admiral Adama/Starbuck drinking themselves sick, innumerable things happening for no apparent reason (Tyrol beating Cally to a pulp, anyone?), innumerable plot holes/inconsistencies/wormholes (example: a Cylon is let out of prison on the Pegasus, who then murders Admiral Cain... and no one seems to care a whit), and on and on.
And don’t even get me started on how the series wraps. Angels? Really? I wasn’t touched, shall we say.
Therefore, I find myself a bit perplexed by the enduring love and admiration that Battlestar Galactica seemingly continues to receive. I did some hunting around online and found Alan Sepinwall’s (one of the sharpest television writers out there) series finale review to be largely positive. What’s interesting to me here is that I was reminded of how much Lost’s series finale relates to BSG’s in how they both look to heavily spiritual/dues ex machina/the gods had a plan all along (and I suppose we now know who the “they” are in AND THEY HAVE A PLAN) solutions. While Sepinwall was also largely sympathetic to how Lost resolved, I was bitterly disappointed after hanging with a series I had greatly admired and defended for six long seasons.
As I mentioned, there’s a lot of good individual things to pick out even during the turgid final run of episodes. The performances especially of Edward James Olmos as Admiral Adama, James Callis as Baltar, Katee Sackhoff as Starbuck, and Tricia Helfer as Number Six were invariably strong. Additionally, while the sets could often feel oppressive (which is the point of course on spaceships where the crews are cooped up for years), the action scenes and space battles were typically impressive, especially on a basic cable budget.
The purpose of this article certainly isn’t to trash a beloved television show that many serious TV fans continue to enjoy for its own sake. I was genuinely surprised with the problems I had with it, which only seemed to increase the deeper into the series I went. I started wondering if I was more of a “soft sci fi” kind of guy (Firefly and Wonderfalls are two of my favorite all time series, for example) and even went so far as to go through a series of neurotic self-examinations to determine why I wasn’t enjoying myself as much as I “should.”
Of course, not everyone has to enjoy all of the series that are broadly considered to be all time greats. No doubt there will be many who dislike The Shield or Breaking Bad, series that I would easily consider to be in that “all time great” category.
But for me, Battlestar Gallactica just didn’t cut it
So says (just?) I." - unquote
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Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel have certainly needed more wake up calls than this over the years, haven't they?
Saturday, March 12, 2011
The More Ronald D. Moore Hangs On For Dear Life as a Television Producer, The More His Lack of Clout Continues to Show
http://www.amazon.com/Blood-Chrome-Interpretation-Battlestar-Galactica/dp/1456493604/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1299920465&sr=1-1
Have I or have I not been saying since this blog began....that Ronald D. Moore will forever shall be thoroughly dependent upon his "Rogues Gallery of B Actor No Talents" (from Canada) for all of his television productions? Have I or have I not been saying that because no legitimate actors or actresses would be caught dead in a Ronald D. Moore production because of his track record of unprecedented failure at the SyFy Channel....he would have to mine the same old pool of "B Actors" everytime he started a new television production?
Sure enough.....lo and behold.....preliminary casting news is coming out of Ronald D. Moore's inevitably doomed new pilot for NBC-TV (the only commercial broadcast network that will blindly hire him no matter how badly he fails previously because NBC-TV has a sibling ultra-failing cable network called SyFy Channel that has also inexplicably hired the chronically failing Ronald D. Moore) on occasion. Ronald D. Moore has a new series lined up for NBC-TV called "Something....Something.....13." Sure enough, all of the chronically unemployed "B-Actors" who appeared in Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" and "Caprica" series are lining up like salivating bar flies to appear in Ronald D. Moore's new NBC-TV series because they can't find employment (legitimate acting gigs) anywhere else....and Ronald D. Moore sure as hell can't find legitimate actors to appear in his new NBC-TV series.
So....the likes of Tricia Helfer, James Callis, Jamie Bamber, and Kristin Kruek will appear in Ronald D. Moore's new "Harry Potter Rip-Off Series" for NBC-TV because the lot of them are chronically unemployed in between every single low rated Ronald D. Moore series. And Ronald D. Moore wouldn't have a series to air if his "Rogues Gallery of Readily Available B-Actors" weren't around to answer his "B-Actor Casting Calls."
I have single handedly predicted every phase of Ronald D. Moore's mock career in this blog thus far. I knew that once Ronald D. Moore moved to Sony it wouldn't really be a move at all because NBC-TV and SyFy Channel would continue to be his only buyers. I successfully predicted that the only actors who would appear in any new Ronald D. Moore series would be only the actors he previously cast in "GINO" and "Caprica." I successfully predicted that no one else in the industry would hire him for any reason....and because of that he would not venture too far away from NBC-TV and SyFy Channel. I successfully predicted that Ronald D. Moore would be unemployed without NBC-TV and SyFy Channel. I successfully predicted that Ronald D. Moore's long term relationship with NBC-TV and SyFy Channel was not based upon legitimate talent or financial success but rather.....personal favors.
All of it.....Every last bit of it.....has come to pass.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Is There Any Stone Left Unturned In Ronald D. Moore's Supremely Boring Take on Battlestar Galactica That We Haven't Seen Already?
http://www.amazon.com/Caprica-Sucks-Channel-Misfires-Ronald/dp/1451556225/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1299864853&sr=1-1
There is nothing new in Ronald D. Moore's supremely boring (and sham) take on Battlestar Galactica that we haven't seen already. We've already seen it all in "GINO" and "Caprica." Dime store muck tends to be that way. The horizons of dime store muck are extremely limited, and its contents as well. Therefore, there is nothing new that SyFy Channel will be able to show us in "Blood & Chrome" that we haven't seen already in "GINO" and "Caprica."
1) Obvious location shooting in and around beautiful low budget Vancouver.
2) The endless wardrobe of bargain basement business suits, shirts, and neck ties from the "Ronald D. Moore Warehouse of Low Budget Wardrobe Tackiness."
3) Ronald D. Moore's dreaded (and ever revolving) pool of borderline passable actors he recruits to appear in his television series because he never can find actors of a better and higher quality. Yes, I'm speaking of Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell, Jamie Bamber, Katee Sackhoff, Lucy Lawless, Michelle Forbes, and Dean Stockwell.
4) The usual fracture in the overall premise of a Ronald D. Moore television series for the SyFy Channel we have come to expect. The incompatibility of futuristic outer space, spaceship sequences with people walking around in business suits during a bright sunny day in a suburban neighborhood. And this is an alien world so says Ronald D. Moore and the SyFy Channel. Of course, when Ronald D. Moore and the SyFy Channel tell you anything....you believe them!! When they try and sell you a tacky bag of goods that is obviously a tacky bag of goods...you ignore the overwhelming evidence that it is a tacky of goods.....and you believe them!! That's just how you get into the spirit of watching a Ronald D. Moore television series on the SyFy Channel....You ignore how bad it is....and cheer it!! You get into the mental frame of thought of being a...."kinder, gentler, Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentator."
5) The usual frowning.....mumbling.....staring blankly off into the distance....and sexual assault of one another we have come to expect from all of the characters of a Ronald D. Moore television series for the SyFy Channel we have come to expect.
We have seen all of this stuff before in "GINO" and "Caprica", and SyFy Channel is going to show it to all of us all over again in "Blood & Chrome." SyFy Channel is going to show it to us all over again because the SyFy Channel never has anything new to show us. When you have been as tacky and as versatile in the shoveling of dime store muck into the faces of the public as Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel have been, you don't begin changing your spots now. When you settle into your rut of not making money with the "Battlestar Galactica" property as Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel have, you're not about to change your bad habits now. Unless of course, new corporate mommy & daddy Comcast steps in and asks...."Gosh guys!! Why aren't you making any money over here at the SyFy Channel?"
Thursday, March 10, 2011
The Clock is Ticking Down...as to When Comcast Will Have to Round Up All of The Stealth Marketers
http://www.amazon.com/Universal-Studios-1978-Battlestar-Galactica/dp/1434895408/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1299778837&sr=1-2
This is something I like to affectionately refer to as...."Corporate Damage Control." Comcast has an unpleasant duty (and embarrassing duty for all those involved) coming up on its new owner slate. All of the Universal Studios / SyFy Channel executives and employees of "Abraham & Harrison" still roaming the Internet and still stealth marketing for both of Ronald D. Moore's long since cancelled television series ("Caprica", and "GINO") are going to have to be rounded up (herded) by Comcast so that Comcast can objectively assess exactly what the hell these idiots have been doing on Internet bulletin boards for the past decade (primarily arguing with the general public on Internet bulletin boards above and beyond the call of mere stealth marketing)....and why they have been doing this. Who know? Maybe Comcast will determine that their employees of Universal Studios / SyFy Channel and the hired thugs of "Abraham & Harrison" have been engaging in illegal activity during the past decade....and implement the appropriate remedies.
I can think of a few things Comcast needs to do first. Comcast needs to shut down the following forums: http://www.stallioncornell.com/board, the http://frakheads.19.forumer.com/, and http://forums.syfy.com/. All three forums have been a "hive collective" of every Universal Studios / SyFy Channel executive with an undiagnosed psychological problem, and every stealth marketing employee of "Abraham & Harrison" with an undiagnosed psychological problem. Comcast needs to put to an end this overly stale era at Universal Studios / SyFy Channel. Their corporate employees and "Abraham & Harrison" with undiagnosed psychological problems taking it upon themselves to redefine what "stealth marketing" is, and using that deranged definition of theirs as an excuse to argue with the general public on Internet bulletin boards.....about just about anything. Go to any of these forums....pick a topic (any topic) out of thin air....and corporate executives from Universal Studios / SyFy Channel (who inhabit these forums 365 days a year including Christmas Eve and Christmas Day) will pick a fight with you. And so will the hired thugs of the stealth marketing firm "Abraham & Harrison" (hired by Universal Studios and SyFy Channel). If this necessary clean up job isn't at the top of Comcast's "to do" list now.....it will eventually have to be at the top of their "to do" list in the very near future.
How would that make any corporation look? A corporation that has executive employees with undiagnosed psychological problems, and employees of "Abraham & Harrison" with similar psychological difficulties....engaging in a deranged definition of stealth marketing for a decade. A stealth marketing campaign that technically should have ended back in 2003 immediately after Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" (Galactica in Name Only) pilot / miniseries had aired. A stealth marketing campaign that continued on through all four seasons of the "GINO" series, continued on through to "Caprica", and is still firmly in place for "Blood & Chrome." A stealth marketing campaign that became much more than that via the emotional instability of Universal Studios / SyFy Channel as a corporation. A stealth marketing campaign that Universal Studios / SyFy Channel doesn't merely use for the promotion of Ronald D. Moore's latest drek, but rather as a defense mechanism against astute criticisms of themselves as a corporation.
Specifically, Comcast needs to round up the following employees / stealth marketing handles on http://www.stallioncornell.com/board, http://forums.syfy.com/, and http://frakheads.19.forumer.com/ .....Stallion_Cornell, Neuromanzr, MrPostModernist, and WarMachine. And once Comcast rounds them up, Comcast needs to implement the.....appropriate remedies.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
After Failing at Everything Else...The SyFy Channel is Slogging Ahead With Another Doomed Project...."Blood & Chrome"
http://www.amazon.com/Universal-Studios-1978-Battlestar-Galactica/dp/1434895408/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1299689774&sr=1-2
You would think that after awhile, the SyFy Channel management would huddle together and admit to one another...."You know what? What we have been doing here at this cable channel just hasn't been working. We don't know what the hell we're doing. We don't know how to turn our financial prospects around for the better, and we sure as hell don't know how to break our bad habits of the past, or break ties with Ronald D. Moore and David Eick as we should have done years ago."
The SyFy Channel as incompetently managed by Bonnie Hammer, Mark Stern, and David Howe....has given us precisely the sorts of inane programming ideas one would expect from this trio of supremely untalented imbeciles who not only lack general all around good taste in the selection of television programming, but who also couldn't successfully program what is supposed to be a cable Science Fiction channel if their future bonuses depended on it. Bonnie Hammer, Mark Stern, and David Howe have given those who even bother to watch their channel anymore.....professional wrestling, stupid ass monster movies every Saturday night, Ronald D. Moore's repeated (and unwelcome) excursions into "Battlestar Galactica" territory, and underwhelming programming ideas (Warehouse 13.)
A cable channel with this much failure under its belt is not going to generate (and hasn't as yet) any excitement or enthusiasm for "Blood & Chrome." A sequel series to a previously unsuccessful sequel series ("Caprica")....to a previously unsuccessful sequel series ("GINO".) SyFy Channel is like a corporate clone machine, because it keeps cloning ad nauseum all of its previous failures of the past. Not just failures in television programing, but failures in their line of thinking, failures in their apprach to programming for the SyFy Channel, and the failures in their business relationships with Ronald D. Moore and David Eick. The upcoming "Blood & Chrome" is coming out of this highly troubled, corporate environment at the SyFy Channel. Is it any wonder why "Blood & Chrome" will fail as much as anything else as Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern have done? Including "Caprica" and "Blood & Chrome?"
The cable channel formerly known as Sci-Fi Channel is simply not an exciting cable channel anymore. Not after Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern have long since taken a wrecking ball to everything the previous owners of the Sci-Fi Channel had successfully established. So, when this troubled cable channel known as "SyFy" announces a new project called "Blood & Chrome"...a project conceived by the same troubled management (Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, Mark Stern)...and the same troubled television producers (Ronald D. Moore, David Eick)....the public response is not going to be in the realm of excitement or anticipation. The public response is going to be in the realm of......"meh." And indeed...this has been what the public response to "Blood & Chrome" has been thus far.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
How Much Longer Will The Galactica Property Be Owned By Dog Shit Copyright Owners?
http://www.amazon.com/Caprica-Sucks-Channel-Misfires-Ronald/dp/1451556225/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1299602104&sr=1-1
Universal Studios / SyFy Channel is not an intelligent corporation. To say that it is "cerebrally challenged" would be an understatement. By its very nature also....Universal Studios / SyFy Channel is not an "artsy" corporation. Any corporation that repeatedly fails to recognize the need on occasion to go the "artsy" route in movie or television production "isn't worth its weight in stock that Wall Street routinely trades on."
The "Battlestar Galactica" property by its very nature has always been "too artsy" for Universal Studios / SyFy Channel to deal with. The artistry, craftsmanship, and imagination that the "Battlestar Galactica" property demands has always been beyond the intellectual realms of Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, Mark Stern, Ronald D. Moore, and David Eick. This in itself has always made Universal Studios ownership of the "Battlestar Galactica" property incredulous at best. It also firmly and irrevocably labels Universal Studios / SyFy Channel as the "dog shit copyright owners of the Battlestar Galactica property."
The "Battlestar Galactica" property has always deserved a lot better than the raw deal Universal Studios / SyFy Channel have shoveled its way: (1) Ronald D. Moore's lazy ass and sham interpretation of the property, (2) The lazy ass art direction and production design, (3) The lazy ass wardrobe. (Go to a local clothing store and shop for clothes just as you normally do and you will wind up with the same identical wardrobe as Ronald D. Moore's cast members have worn in "GINO" and "Caprica.") (4) Obvious location shooting in beautiful, low budget Vancouver. (5) The usual pool of low budget, sham actors from the Canadian Actor's Guild - Lucy Lawless, Michelle Forbes, Edward James Olmos, Katee Sackhoff, Mary McDonnell, and Jamie Bamber.
Universal Studios / SyFy Channel, Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, Mark Stern, Ronald D. Moore, and David Eick collectively suffer from the most insidious psychological problem that any bogus custodian of the "Battlestar Galactica" property could suffer from....A stunning and unprecedented lack of imagination. They could no more pull off a successful take on the "Battlestar Galactica" property than the Twin Towers could ever be rebuilt. There was no "creative process" that transpired in the throwing together of "GINO" or "Caprica" as Bonnie Hammer is fond of saying. "Creative process" involves an actual implementation of imagination and inspired thinking in what you do. There was neither in "GINO" and "Caprica", and there won't be any of it in "Blood & Chrome" either. To try and associate the term "creative process" with Bonnie Hammer would be the equivalent of trying to force a square wooden block into a round hole.
No one would disagree with me that the nightmare known as...Universal Studios / SyFy Channel's ownership of the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name needs to come to an end. How much more bullshit can this property possibly take from Universal Studios / SyFy Channel? Their bullshit, low budget, and highly forgettable television series crapped out of Ronald D. Moore's rear end that ultimately end up in long term cold storage in the Universal Studios film vaults because no one wants to purchase the "GINO" and "Caprica" reruns for syndication. And judging from the large number of copies of the "GINO" and "Caprica" season box sets endlessly collecting dust in Wal-Mart discount DVD bins across the country.....no one wants to take home "GINO" and "Caprica" either.
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