Just Don't Show This to Universal Studios Executives Because it Would Make Their Eyes Bleed

 

 

http://www.blastr.com/2014-2-21/frell-yes-sequel-film-farscape-early-phases-development

Yes, Universal Studios executives have never liked the idea of doing continuations of classic "Science Fiction" television series because such practices usually debunk their preconceived corporate notions that "Mass Market Television Audiences" wouldn't be waiting for such continuations.

Rooted in Universal Studios executives not knowing the business they are supposed to be in since 1979.

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The Low Budget, "Welfare Joe" Production That Was Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Series is Still Dwarfed By The Immensity of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series to This Very Day

Ronald D. Moore's "little - wittle"..."teeny - weeny" control room in his "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series.

The bridge - ("Core Command") from the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series. To this day, it remains "The most spacious, complex, and intricate bridge set ever constructed" for a Science Fiction television series and / or movie.

The "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) spaceship. Actually, a "Dustbuster" you can place in your hip pocket after you're done sucking up the dust from your desktop.

The masterpiece of artistic design that is the "Battlestar Galactica" spaceship from the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series. The superiority and photogenic properties of this ship remain unchallenged to this very day.

As long as you were never brainwashed by the relentless stealth marketing of the SyFy Channel for its stupid "GINO" series....

"Yes Virginia, 'The 1978 Battlestar Galactica Series' remains the superior product head & shoulders above 'GINO' to this very day!!"

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Ronald D. Moore Ventures Further and Further Into The Realm of "Imaginary, Wishful Thinking"...and Makes it His Own Reality

http://www.digitalspy.com/british-tv/news/a548157/ron-moore-on-helix-battlestar-and-rebooting-old-favorites.html

Boy, does this article ever read like (more than ever) that a guy's career is on the ropes and he is grasping for anything to cling to from a thousand different directions to try and save himself.

1. The "Wild, Wild West" remake for CBS-TV he was attached to was never made. It never came to fruition. Yet Moore is speaking as though it did.

2. Moore is acting as though a second season of "Helix" has already been written in ink. With ratings like this??

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/helix-season-one-ratings-31337/

3. "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) "didn't work" as a reboot of "Battlestar Galactica." I mentioned this the other day. If a "Mass Market Commercial Audience" isn't liking what you are doing, you are out of business....period. It doesn't matter if you personally like what you are doing, it doesn't matter if you personally believe what you are doing is "working." That is irrelevant in the economic realities of the television business. All that matters is if a "Mass Market Television Audience" is on your side and thinks what you are doing is "working." Ronald D. Moore had no such audience on his side with "GINO." This seems to be a recurring theme with Ronald D. Moore. He simply doesn't want to have to face the fact that his projects have never integrated well into the "Mass Market Commercial Landscape." He is not a "Mass Market Friendly Guy." To the extent of him not wanting to have to face or deal with the seemingly ongoing adversarial conflicts his television shows have always had in trying to be accepted by "Mass Market Television Audiences."

4. This article is reading like..."Ronald D. Moore never had a legitimate body of work to be proud of, so he making one up as he goes along."

5. "Helix" wasn't even created by Ronald D. Moore, yet the endless and ongoing flow of Internet articles like this one in the link above continue to try and paint the false picture of creation. "Helix" was created by Cameron Porsandeh.

6. There is nothing to be proud of if an Internet article labels you as a "Remake Maestro." Instead, it makes you out to be someone incapable of original thinking and incapable of coming up with your own ideas. And then proceeding in that same article to imply that remake projects you worked on came to fruition ("Wild, Wild West") is just downright insanity. And then proceeding in the same article to imply that you had worked on enough "original idea productions all your own" to have formulated a distinction between working on "remakes" and "original idea productions." I am not aware of any "original ideas" he has ever brought to anyone's table and brought to tangible fruition. Ronald D. Moore has spent his entire career working on projects invented by someone else.

7. I don't know what it is with Ronald D. Moore and Bryan Singer nowadays. The two of them simply do not tell the truth anymore....about anything.

This seems to be the process involved in drawing up an imaginary career for yourself on the Internet since you failed to do so in the real world. Ronald D. Moore and Bryan Singer get the round of applause.

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What Have The Cast & Crew of "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Hopefully Learned in The Past 10 Years From Their "GINO" Fiasco?

1. Don't attempt doing a Science Fiction television series if you really suck at doing so.

2. Don't attempt doing anything called "Battlestar Galactica" unless you have the talent to do so.

3. Don't attempt doing anything called "Battlestar Galactica" unless you intend to revive the 1978 series.

4. Don't call your show "Battlestar Galactica" if your show is really, nothing but a televised version of "Blade Runner", a crappy soap opera, and a crappy simile to 9/11 all rolled into one.

5. If your ratings are low and your show is a mass market commercial failure, don't appear on magazine covers pretending like the exact opposite is going on.

6. Don't appear on magazine covers pretending like people love your show.

7. Don't pretend that your badly produced and badly written show is "Cutting edge", "Hip", "Contemporary", and "Always on the pulse of what everyone likes" when in fact, it is none of those things and has long since been rejected by a mass market television audience from every conceivable standpoint of good taste.

8. Pretending that you are loved, and pretending that you are a success, is not going to make your show that way. This isn't "Mind Over Matter" here. If you are good at making television shows, mass market audiences will find you. If you are not, mass market audiences won't look for you, which is what happened to "GINO."

9. If your ratings are low from day one and stay that way, don't renew the stupid show for three more low rated seasons.

10. If only the cast, crew, and network believe in a television show while mass market television audiences do not, you are immediately out of business....Period. It's the simple economics of television production that the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore chose to ignore. You aren't in the television business to do what you want, everyone and everything else be damned. You are in the business to put and keep on the air what mass market television audiences take a shining to. You are in the business to generate advertising revenue, not keep low rated garbage on the air as some sort of "Frat House Stunt" or ego stroking.

11. Never, ever hate your source material (The "1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series) especially when it is overwhelmingly obvious to the general public that the source material is far superior to your stupid little show from every conceivable standpoint (Imagination, Inspired Thinking, Imaginative Premise, Budget, Producing, Writing, Directing, Set Design, Wardrobe, Unprecedented Scope of Production, Casting, Characters, and Scripts.)

12. Don't do a Science Fiction television series if you are inclined to be a lazy producer(s) and a lazy network. No half baked and lazy plot device ("Everything that happened before will happen again all across the universe") will ever justify a contemporary wardrobe (business suits) being worn by humans supposedly not of this Earth. If you're not up to the job of doing a Science Fiction television series properly, don't do it at all.

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It's a Shame "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Was No Longer in Production at The Time Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Series Aired

 

...If it had been, "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) could have gotten the full blast of ridicule it so richly deserved!!

Imagine the joy that could have been had if every episode of "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) had been justifiably ridiculed like this!!

Edward James Olmos was just begging to get ridiculed with chronic "Frowns" like this in every episode!!

I imagine the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" team would have ridiculed Edward James Olmos along these lines!!

I prefer these names for Edward James Olmos instead of Commander Adama!!

1. Commander "Rip Steakface"
2. Commander "Slate Slabrock"
3. Commander "Crud Bonemeal"
4. Commander "Brick Hardmeat"
5. Commander "Whip Slagcheek"
6. Commander "Punch Side-Iron"
7. Commander "Gristle McThornbody"
8. Commander "Slate Fistcrunch"
9. Commander "Butt Hardback"
10. Commander "Bob Johnson"

I have one of my own!!...

11. "Commander Sloppily Miscast"

The wardrobe people who worked on "GINO" deserved ridicule as well...

"Thank God there was a "Men's Department" thousands of light years from Earth selling three-piece business suits!!"

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"Sharknado 2" is Filming in New York. I'm Surprised The "SyFy Channel" Could Afford The "Filming Permit" to Film in New York Given The Low Ratings They Get For Everything On Their Schedule

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/sharknado-2-filming-takes-nyc-times-square-article-1.1621057

A few irresistible comments I can't help but make about "Sharknado 2: The Second One"...

1. "SyFy Channel" held a writing contest open to the public to come up with a title for this second movie. Do you mean to tell me that out of all of those entries, "Sharknado 2: The Second One" was the best of the bunch? I suspect that the "SyFy Channel" never used any of the entries submitted to them by the public and instead...came up with a totally brain dead title on their own which perfectly reflects their ongoing and staggering lack of flair, pizzazz and imagination as television programmers...

"Sharknado 2: The Second One"

Yep, that title smells like a "SyFy Channel Executive" title.

2. Always be very worried when this television network (SyFy) is so proud of their low rated and schlocky "Sharknado" movies that they actually regard them as "Shakespeare on Broadway."

3. Poor Judd Hirsch is apparently the latest actor to be stereotyped by SyFy Channel executives as someone to be made fun of by casting him in one of their crappy movies simply because he was a highly respected actor in the early and mid 1970s primarily. Ongoing irony, isn't it? The supremely untalented and imagination deficient "SyFy Channel Executives" casting stones at other people infinitely more talented than they are. Reverse psychology ego boosting no doubt. "Yes, you are more talented, artsy, and imaginative than we are..."but"...."but"...you are a NERD for being so!!" This has been the primary and shaky building block of the entire network, and why the network has never been terribly successful and has always SUCKED. The SyFy Channel has always regarded "talent" in other people as something to be made fun of because they (as a cable network) have never had it.

4. Rest assured that no matter how low the ratings are for "Sharknado 2: The Second One", we will still get "Sharknado 3: The Third One."

5. It's only a matter of time before Seth MacFarlane thoroughly trashes the "Sharknado" movies on "Family Guy." And no...."SyFy Channel"....It won't be a compliment.

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The Uppermost Question I Get From Science Fiction Fans All Over The World Is..."How And Where Do I Go to Get Taught to Be a 'Fake Wrestler' On The SyFy Channel?"

http://www.wwa4.com/

http://www.syfy.com

 

Look no further, Science Fiction fans!! You too can be taught the careful choreography involved in being a "Fake Wrestler" on the "SyFy Channel!!"

You too can learn....

1. How to throw a fake punch without it really connecting to your opponent.
2. How slamming your foot on the mat simulates your fake punch connecting with your opponent.
3. How to make your feet absorb the full impact of you landing on the mat on your back.
4. If you are a professional wrestler you are really a professional stunt man.

5. If you are ricocheting off the ropes to gain momentum in order to slam your opponent, your opponent is really working with you to NOT INJURE YOU. Choreography baby!! In dancing and wrestling!!

6. Every wrestling match you have ever seen on the SyFy Channel is carefully discussed, staged, choreographed, and camera blocked (by professional stunt men in front of and behind the camera) before broadcast on the SyFy Channel. This keeps the insurance companies who insure the SyFy Channel medically....at peace.

So!! Come on board "one and all" and be a professional wrestler (stunt man) for the SyFy Channel!!

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