....Since alcohol I suspect has had a hand in the construction of its daily schedule for the past 16 years.... 1. Wrestling 2. C.S.I. reruns 3. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night 4. Sharknado 5. Crossing Over With John Edward 6. Scare Tactics 7. Haunted Highway 8. Ghost Mine 9. Ghost Hunters 10. Dream Team 11. Into The Pooper With Wil Wheaton 12. Sciography (all 2 episodes) 13. The "Cape Fear" movie 14. Sharktopus 15. "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) 16. Caprica 17. Blood & Chrome Is...."Drunk Trailer Park Trash"....thedemographic the SyFy Channel is now going after?Rednecks sitting around a campfire at night still wearing their....flip-flops....from earlier in the day....chatting about Dolly Parton, tractor pull contests, laundry clothes lines being pulled down into the mud by dogs, Aunt Buzzy kicking the cat while wearing her combat boots (the same combat boots she wears to church every Sunday with her sun dress), discussing the wedding plans for cousins Ruby and Skeet, the best lube to use on your tractor engine, who will win next Wednesday's cat tossing contest, and when would be the best time for Buford to hit on that cute little cashier (12 years old) at the...."Cigar World"....drive-thru window.
The SyFy Channel has a heck of a lot of nerve labeling the Science Fiction community with the all too typical..."Wall Street Based Stereotype Moniker"...."Nerds"....since they themselves as alleged Science Fiction television programmers fail daily in every aspect of their chosen profession in managing what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel.Don't criticize a group of people you have repeatedly failed to entertain for the past 15 years because you aren't cerebral enough, imaginative enough, or inspired thinking enough to have done so.
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Let's just come right out and say it. The SyFy Channel has always been this sort of....
..."National Enquirer / Tabloid Trash / Sensationalistic / Fast Food Gimmicky / Trailer Park Trash / Anonymous in its on-air identity / Aversion to quality programming"....
...cable channel doing nothing more than reflecting the dysfunctional personality of its parent corporation...NBC-Universal. SyFy certainly never being a Science Fiction channel by any technical definition.
What have we gotten from parent corporation NBC-Universal...The Mommy & Daddy of... SyFy?
1. The Maury Povich Show
2. Blind Date
3. The entire horrid SyFy Channel schedule
4. Fake..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie press releases every two years.
5. The upcoming..."Battlestar Galactica - Definitive Collection" Blu-Ray"....due in May which we already know for a fact will have crappy looking outer packaging housing the Blu-Ray discs. Who knows how the Blu-Ray discs themselves will be technically damaged. Unable to even load in your Blu-Ray player? 6. A generic cable channel (SyFy) which is consistently 85% random junk in its television programming and 15% sporadic attempts at Science Fiction which never come across too well.
Did I leave anything out?
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An Irish pop duo no one has ever heard of eligible for casting in a low rated..."Sharknado"....movie simply because they post on..."Twitter"....Combined with....the stunt casting of..."David Hasselhoff"....and...."Ann Coulter"....Combined with...a series of B movies on the SyFy Channel that shouldn't have technically made it to the third installment due to the low ratings of the first two...Combined with....a backwater cable channel that has never known which way is up (SyFy) in the fine art of television programming or establishing a discernible and consistent on-air identity for itself. This..."Sharknado 3"....sounds like a winner to me!! I mean, how can you lose with a winning formula like this? (Rolling my eyes)
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Any consumer browsing for Blu-Ray purchases on http://www.amazon.com or at their local video store will be instantly repelled by this unattractive, weathered, and sand paper rubbed in appearance packaging. Perhaps this has been the..."Master Plan"...of Universal Studios all along? Unattractive packaging art can only hurt unit sales.
A month before its release and the outer packaging still hasn't been improved upon.
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When is Science Fiction not Science Fiction? When is Fantasy not Fantasy? When is the entire pile of poop revealed to be just another boring, generic Soap Opera at its core through process of elimination? When Ronald D. Moore is doing yet another low rated cable show, that's when!!
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Success is in the eye of the beholder, no doubt. Especially if your business is..."Asylum Films"....
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March 19th, 2008 - The awkward silence, the feelings of embarrassment for these former...."GINO" -(Galactica in Name Only) cast members, the forced applause by the studio audience being rallied by one of Letterman's stage hands..."Yeah!!" can be heard"....the snickers from the studio audience as in..."Who are these people up on stage and what stupid show are they with?"
Yes, Ronald D. Moore's... "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series....cast members first contact with the actual general public (not the screened Comic-Con crowd)without being in the protective womb of the SyFyChannel's stealth marketing or the steroid pumped up praise on the Internet was not a pretty sight, was it? It remains embarrassing and painful to watch to this very day.
Yes, on the night of March 19th, 2008, Ronald D. Moore and his..."GINO"...cast members were reduced to what they really were...nameless and faceless cretins of a... "Flop Television Series"... no one in actuality (mass market speaking)...had ever heard of.
Perhaps the most blatant example ever...of a business decision having gone horribly wrong....after being ill-conceived and doomed in the first place...and rammed down the public's throat anyway for consideration and ultimately rejection.... regardless.
"New FTL drives will allow the Colonial Fleet to adjust to gravitational variances and achieve maximum superliminal".....yada, yada, yada
I'm going to take a wild guess here aiming at the broadside of a barn, and assume that this extreme...."StarTrek - esque TechnoBabble"... was written by a former producer or writer from..."Star Trek: The Next Generation"not caring whether or not he wasn't supposed to be in a..."Star Trek Mindset"....while writing this awful show of his.
What's that? Ronald D. Moore produced and wrote this mess and this specific dialogue? Well, there you go!!
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