"Troubled"...as in...this one should be cancelled as well after a low rated season 1 and 2.
Why does every single article of clothing used in...."SyFy Channel"....productions look like it was purchased off the rack in either a local Vancouver...."Army Surplus Store"....or purchased from a local shopping mall?
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God loves the...."$5.00 Discount DVD Bin"....at Wal-Mart!! And so do the hillbillies!! The SyFy Channel's only and miniscule demographic!!
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http://tvshowsondvd.com/news/Battlestar-Galactica-replacement-disc-info/21172
The usual and typical trajectory of all mismanaged and screwed up..."Battlestar 1978"....DVD / Blu-Ray.... disc releases of Universal Studios...
1. These releases roll off of the assembly lines screwed up technically on purpose in some way. In this case, crappy box art as well.
2. Universal Studios then hires a squad of 25-30 stealth marketers to post favorable and misleading reviews of the hunks of junk on http://www.amazon.com, and on other sites as well.
3. Universal Studios then has a...."Replacement Disc / Exchange Program"....always waiting in the wings (specifically to deal with all intentionally damaged...."Battlestar 1978".....discs) to deal with the inevitable complaints from consumers regarding the damaged discs.
4. It always gives the false impression that Universal Studios gives a shit when in fact they don't.
5. These...."Battlestar 1978"....products always ultimately need a mass product recall to fix all of the intentional screw ups of Universal Studios but it never happens.
Other names for this tired routine Universal Studios does....
a. Song & Dance
b. Vaudeville Schtick
c. Smoke & Mirrors
d. Monkey Hear, Monkey See, Monkey Do
e. Spook My Bike
f. Hide My Candy
g. Rump My Roast
h. Toss My Salad
I. Skip My Sneakers
J. Skate My Pond
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http://www.walmart.com/ip/Sharknado-Widescreen/26973689
Who keeps financing this drivel on The SyFy Channel that keeps flopping again and again? And then flops again and again not selling at Walmart!!
Who are these movies for anyway? Not mass market audiences that's for sure. They don't even know these movies exist!!
This is all about the SyFy Channel's only demographic, isn't it? Hillbilly trash in small numbers. These are the people who think...."Maury Povich"...is classy television, "SyFy" is a classy way to spell Science Fiction, and having your television with rabbit ears tuned in to the..."WWE Marathons"....on...."SyFy"....all day long is great background noise during the reception in your living room after you just married your cousin. Idea inspired by Maury Povich reruns.
Judd: "Say Jeb, 'Sharknado 3' is coming up."
Jeb: "Should I batten down the hatches?"
Judd: "No you crow's foot!! On the telly-vision!! On that thar SyFy!!"
Jeb: "The first two..."Sharknado"...movies had me pissing!!"
Judd: "Everything has you pissing you 30 year old 5th grade graduate!! Now, run along now and try and neuter the dog with the sledgehammer!!"
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http://www.syfy.com
If you want to watch the..."Box Office Flop"....of a movie from 20 years ago this present..."Low Rated SyFy Channel Series"....is based upon....tune in tonight!!
If it's...."Low Rated Sci-Fi".....It Has Gotta Be From...."SyFy!!"......
Poor...."SyFy!!....Still trying to build mythologies not interesting in the slightest from movies that flopped 20 years ago...and from television movies presently flopping in the ratings...."Sharknado"....
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That means the same...."Old Farts"....at Universal Studios who were mismanaging...."Battlestar Galactica"....beginning in the late 1970s are still at Universal Studios mismanaging (on purpose) the ..."Battlestar Galactica".... property now.
Give them all a jug of prune juice and a less than desirable retirement package (It shouldn't be too hard. It's Universal Studios after all)...and send them on their merry way.
Oh look!! It's that same crappy packaging from the latest joke of a Blu-Ray release the..."Old Fogeys"...in the picture above were responsible for.
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/07/was-sharknado-a-success
Yes, the... "SyFy Channel's Programming Department".... and its programmers continue to live in their imaginary world of make believe ratings juggernauts, the erroneous notion that crappy programming leads to mass market acceptance, the erroneous notion that..."Twitter"....is ground zero for secret and future programming successes, the erroneous notion that having decision makers working for the SyFy Channel with no talent, imagination, or inspired thinking (probably all hired on the cheap) is a good thing, the erroneous notion that never having a discernible, locked down identity for your on-air cable channel isn't bad for business in the grand scheme of things, and the erroneous notion that it isn't a bad thing if previous SyFy Channel horror movies (if any of them manage to make it to DVD at all) end up being sold for $5.00 or less on http://www.amazon.com. The last thing NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel's already extremely shaky reputation with.... "Battlestar Galactica"....Science Fiction..., and..... Horror.... needs.
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