Why Is Everything On The SyFy Channel Never As "Sharp, Funny, Thematically Rich, And Consistently Well Cast" As It Needs To Be?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/wynonna-earp-tv-review-879404

Well, for starters...

1. The overall limited resources of the SyFy Channel.

2. Limited funding.

3. Zero talent in the executive offices of the SyFy Channel and out in the field where these shows are actually being made.

4. The lack of motivation at the SyFy Channel to want to better itself in all areas of its business.

5. The wrong people (not Science Fiction fans) wound up buying and managing this channel back in 1999.

That pretty much covers it for now.

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The Intelligence Level of Television Executives And Television Programmers Has Dropped Dramatically In The Past 50 Years. Just Look At The SyFy Channel

http://www.syfy.com

Remember when programming ideas came from genuinely inspired ideas crafted out of thin air?

1. Gene Roddenberry - Star Trek
2. Michael Garrison - The Wild, Wild West
3. Rod Serling - Twilight Zone
4. Leslie Stevens / Glen A. Larson - Battlestar Galactica

What are we stuck with now? The endlessly stupid ideas of the SyFy Channel coming from one "Dark Horse Comics - Graphic Novel"...after another. None of them interesting in the slightest.

Present day television executives are the least intelligent and the least creative we have ever witnessed. They're nothing but..."Retard Bean Counter Rejects"....from aborted business courses.

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Why Was The "Mockingbird Lane" Television Pilot Used By NBC-Universal As a "Decoy Production" To Divert Attention Away From a "Battlestar" Theatrical Film Announced One Month Earlier?

This blog covered this issue in greater detail in an earlier post.

Basically, it goes like this. In October of 2011, Bryan Singer announced his intentions of directing a..."Battlestar"....theatrical film after the collapse of..."Excalibur." (The.."Battlestar".... film of course never came to be.) One month after the..."Battlestar"...announcement in October of 2011, Singer also announced his intentions of directing the..."Mockingbird Lane"....television pilot for NBC-TV.

Instead of sticking with their commitment to direct the..."Battlestar"...film, NBC-Universal and Singer instead made the commitment to..."Mockingbird Lane"....one month later.

"Mockingbird Lane"...was then broadcast on NBC one year later in October of 2012.

Peeling away the layers of insanity that have always existed within Universal Studios when it comes to..."Battlestar Galactica"....One gets the overwhelming suspicion that..."Mockingbird Lane"...was a.."Decoy Production"...designed to divert attention away from the..."Battlestar"...film NBC-Universal and Bryan Singer never had any intention of making in the first place.

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"Aliens Walk Among Us, The War Is Already Being Waged"...And The Standard Issue "SyFy / Welfare Joe Wardrobe" From "Walmart" Is All Over This New Series

http://www.syfy.com

Walmart: (Intercom) "Price check at cash register #3...please!!"

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According To Universal Studios Logic..."Emergency!"..Should Be Even More Forgotten Than..."Battlestar Galactica"...Because..."Emergency!"...Came Out Six Years Earlier

http://tvshowsondvd.com/news/Emergency-The-Complete-Series/22196

..And yet..."Emergency!"....gets the superior box art despite the fact that...."Emergency!"....was never a..."Top 10 Hit"....while...."Battlestar"....was!!

Of course, it's inexcusable for any television series to get intentionally crappy looking box art as Universal Studios irresponsibly and childishly gave to the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series because of its personal vendetta against it for 38 consecutive years.

It would be ludicrous for anyone to even suggest at this late date (38 years) that no conspiracy exists within Universal Studios against the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....more recently in the specific areas of....

1. Intentionally defective..."Battlestar Galactica"....merchandise.

2. The..."Fake 1978 Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....every two years.

And the other endlessly revolving examples of Universal Studios deliberate mismanagement of this property documented daily on this blog for the past 5 years.

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Still No "Battlestar Galactica" Movie On Universal Studios Slate of Upcoming Movies (After 38 Years)... But Still Plenty of Boredom!!

The "100th Anniversary" of what? "Status Quo Boredom?"

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

What's..."Warcraft"...again? A video game?

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Whatever did happen to this movie again? These two guys aren't really producers, are they?

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"Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable..Like a Coma?"

Yes, that completely asinine and ludicrous bit of dialogue came from none other than the pilot episode of the SyFy Channel's new series..."Wynonna Earp"...

This blog had the misfortune of sitting through the first 20 minutes of...."Wynonna Earp"...and had to turn it off at the 20 minute mark because it was that bad!!

All of the horrible characteristics of a SyFy Channel production are present in...."Wynonna Earp"...

1. The zero production values. With any SyFy Channel production it's best to start with the standard.."$500.00 Production Budget"...of any SyFy Channel series and then just start going backwards and counting down from...."$500.00"...every time you see cheesy cost cutting. In this case....

a. Cheap looking film stock. The SyFy Channel always uses some sort of cheap-o looking film stock in everything it films (from original SyFy Channel movies to original SyFy Channel series.) Always giving everything this brownish looking puke appearance.

b. Cheap looking location shooting. In this case, a sagebrush saturated back lot somewhere burning in the sun. With the actors and actresses burning up as well outdoors.

c. Cheap wardrobe. Rags, odd & ends, whatever the SyFy Channel could drum up at a local..."Salvation Army Retail Outlet".....

2. Bad actors - Shiver!! Too painful to watch!!

3. Horrible Dialogue. An example given in the title of this particular post.

4. A premise not interesting in the slightest. A cross between..."Ash vs. Evil Dead"....and some B-Grade western by Charles Band.

5. Cheap-o makeup effects. Oh, good heavens!! The worst I have ever seen.

6. Bad editing in fight sequences. No doubt trying to hide the bad wire work.

7. Boring characters. Boring bad guys.

8. You don't care about this make believe reality because it wasn't executed well at all.

The first time I ever had to turn something off at the 20 minute mark because it was that bad!!

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