Friday, June 16, 2017

So, In Other Words...The Ratings for The Premiere of "Blood Drive" Stink

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http://www.syfy.com

http://headlineplanet.com/home/2017/06/15/syfy-blood-drive-ratings/

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/blood-drive-season-one-ratings/

How exciting!! The..."SyFy Channel"...has its umpteenth...RATINGS FLOP...on its hands with..."Blood Drive"...

No worries!! As we've seen far too often, the..."SyFy Channel"...sticks with all of its....RATINGS FLOPS...through thick & thin.

Because after all, the..."SyFy Channel"...never has anything else to cling to for its..."Corporate Oxygen"...

The..."SyFy Channel"...can't even make decent money for itself with...Trashy...B-Movie...Gore...!!

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Thursday, June 15, 2017

It's a Safe Conclusion, That Any Press Release From "Comcast-Universal" ,"SyFy Channel", and/or "Bonnie Hammer" Can Be Regarded As Nothing More Than Figurative "Powder Puff Pieces" and Taken as a "Grain of Salt"




http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bonnie-hammer-unveils-major-nbcuniversal-863295

During the past 20 years, EVERYTHING announced by this corporation (Comcast / NBC / Vivendi - Universal / SyFy Channel) has...

1. Never come to pass
2. Shortchanged the viewing public
3. Failed to attract mass market audiences on a..."Steven Spielberg sized level"...

4. Wound up accentuating this corporation's overall FAULTS as a corporation in its repeated FAILURES to grasp anything remotely connected to Science Fiction.

5. Ended up with LOW RATINGS right out of the..."Starting Gate"....

6. Wound up being SHUNNED and RIDICULED by serious scholars of Science Fiction.

7. Was an ANNOYANCE to watch because it insulted everyone's intelligence level.

8. Was obviously crafted by... "Remedially Handicapped NEOPHYTES"...of not only the Science Fiction genre..but also the entire business of television programming.

9. Never achieved..."Mass Market / Multi-Platform / Conglomeration"...in to a successful unified whole as this corporation repeatedly claims and asserts...

..."SyFy Kids"...came and went so fast I don't think any children actually watched it...

http://www.animationmagazine.net/tv/kidsco-syfy-launch-syfy-kids-block/

A mascot dragging a trail of blood may have been what forbid children by their parents from watching this channel if it even ever existed.

10. On one of its best days, this fractured corporation has achieved nothing more than..."Water Cooler"....chatter from a few hundred..."Twitter"....participants.

Like every other press release claiming the strengths as a programmer the..."SyFy Channel"...never achieved, this one unsuccessfully attempts to craft an..."Alternate Reality"...that simply doesn't exist and never has existed. That the..."SyFy Channel"...is a successful business.

It isn't and never was.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

"Boobs, Blood, and Blowing Shit Up"...Is it Any Wonder Why Those Who Own and Mismanage The "SyFy Channel" Can't Make a Dime While Doing So?

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http://www.avclub.com/review/boobs-blood-and-blowing-shit-blood-drive-and-chall-256688

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/13/arts/television/blood-drive-syfy-tv-review.html?ref=todayspaper

Let's put this in to the proper perspective, shall we? There once was a fantastic cable channel called..."Sci-Fi"...in the 1990's which embraced and properly paid respect to the great..."Science Fiction"....media genre. It was popular with mass market viewers and made noteworthy profits while doing so.

Then, something horrible happened. In the late 1990's, this once great cable channel was sold to the IDIOTIC and RETARDED..."Comcast / NBC / Vivendi - Universal"...corporation. A corporation NOTORIOUS for hating all things Science Fiction media related, particularly the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....



Because of this corporation's...currently (Comcast-Universal)...mental handicap in hating all things Science Fiction and the.."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"...

It proceeded to waste the past 20 odd years of its wasted ownership of this channel ricocheting and zig-zagging all over..."God's Kingdom's Creation"....repeatedly (with horrible and generic cable programming) unable and unwilling to re-ground this cable channel in to its former glory of being a once great and fantastic..."Science Fiction Cable Channel"....

Every time the..."SyFy Channel"...once again re-invents itself for the umpteenth time into yet another horrible example of a generic cable channel...it is also once again admitting that it LACKS the...

1. Corporate Talent
2. Inspired Thinking
3. Understanding the Science Fiction genre
4. Wisdom
5. Pulse on what the Mass Market Science Fiction community would like

...in running this cable channel as a..."Science Fiction Cable Channel"...

This is the..."Umpteenth Re-invention"...of the.."SyFy Channel"...by the IDIOTS who run it and this blog has seen it all in the process. Every horrible example of..."Crappy Ass Generic Cable Programming"...this corporation (Comcast-Universal) keeps pulling out of its..."Corporate Ass"...because it still (20 years later) has no clue on how to properly and appropriately manage what is and was supposed to be a Science Fiction channel all of this time.

This blog has lived through and survived all of these horrible re-inventions of the..."SyFy Channel"...during the past 20 years. All of these re-inventions of course...having absolutely nothing to do with..."Science Fiction"....

1. The Wrestling phase
2. The..."Sharknado"...phase
3. The.."Geeks Who Drink"..."Alcoholics Anonymous"...phase
4. The.."Fake Psychics"...phase with John Edward.
5. The..."Unfunny Talk Show Host Phase"...with Wil Wheaton. Of course inspired by..."Talk Soup"...
6. The.."Gotcha!!"...phase with the monumentally irritating..."Scare Tactics"....phase.
7. The.."So bad they're supposed to be cute"...horror movies every Saturday night...phase."

And because this IDIOTIC corporation (Comcast-Universal) FAILED to make noteworthy and decent money with all of those FAILED endeavors spanning the past 20 years, because they always LACKED the.."Corporate Talent"...to put decent and..."Mass Market Lucrative"....Science Fiction programming on the air...

....The..."SyFy Channel"...(like a drowning man in shallow water)...is trying its umpteenth..."Huckster Gimmick"...in re-invention to try and make decent / noteworthy money by throwing..."Jello"...at the wall and hoping to God that it sticks...

...Which brings us to..."Blood Drive"...

1. Sensationalism
2. Smut
3. Trash
4. Gore
5. Exposed female anatomy?
6. Puke
7. Swear words maybe?

"Death Race 2000"...plus..."Grindhouse"...plus everything else trashy and evil those with extremely limited..."Corporate Intellects"...in the programming department of the..."SyFy Channel"...routinely craps out of its rear end.

My friends, the..."SyFy Channel"...has now come full circle during the past 20 years and is staring at itself from the infinity of the..."Bottomless Pit of Smut"....where those with extremely limited..."Corporate Intellects"...in cable television always dwell.

"Comcast-Universal"....couldn't properly manage the..."SyFy Channel"...even if it had..."Brainiac"...as a..."Corporate Advisor"....

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This blog forbidding the clubbing to death of..."Ellipsis"...from irate and deranged..."Comcast-Universal"...executives...



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The.."SyFy Channel"...still hasn't found a credible, cohesive, legitimate, consistent, mass market attractive, and Science Fiction based on-air identity for itself after 20 wasted years of less than..."Half Ass Trying"...

It's time for new..."Corporate Owners"... to finally come in and shove..."Comcast-Universal"...out of the way....for good.
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Monday, June 12, 2017

This Blog is Breathlessly Anticipating More Cast Reunions of Other Previously Low Rated Shows On The "SyFy Channel"

Are you a ''Battlestar Galactica'' fan? In honor of Syfy's recent airing of the web series ''Blood & Chrome,'' here's a look at your favorite actors. Pictured are Katee Sackhoff as Starbuck, left, Tricia Helfer as Number Six, center, Grace Park as Boomer, from Season 1.  


Why did the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"...."Linger for decades as an underground classic"....?

Due to the..."A-Typical Bad Management"...of Universal Studios not reviving it. That's why. Bad management will kill anything with enormous potential to be more than it previously was and to presently grow.

Only in America do we have the freedom to irrationally celebrate..."Mass Market Flops"...

In this case..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)


Smile and say..."Cheese!!"....

How could a smile this engaging not produce..."Mass Market Appeal?"...

Edward James Olmos strikes again!!
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Low Ratings Have Become So Synonymous With The "SyFy Channel" That It's a Regular "Search Engine Fixture" On "Google" and "Bing"



http://www.bing.com/search?q=syfy+low+ratings&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=syfy+low+ratings&sc=1-16&sk=&cvid=B549E89B77B7418B9215E0C3DB6C9AD7

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=syfy+low+ratings

I guess the..."Rule of Thumb"...here for all..."SyFy Channel"...corporate employees is to never ask for a bonus check or a raise. Just be thankful that you miraculously still have jobs due to a..."Parting of The Red Sea"...miracle!!

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Sunday, June 11, 2017

Original Miniatures of The "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series" Being Auctioned Off. Lord Knows Universal Studios Would Never Have Any Use For Them

Battlestar Galactica model



http://www.blastr.com/2017-6-2/23-screen-used-battlestar-galactica-and-buck-rogers-models-can-be-yours-2-million-dollars


http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

These are also the..."Galactica"...miniatures Michael DeLuca and Scott Stuber have never even seen for the past year and a half since both of them haven't actually been working on a..."Battlestar"...movie all of this time as stated in the..."Fake Press Release"...from Universal Studios linked above.

If they had been working on a..."Battlestar"...movie all of this time, they would have at the very least seen the miniatures to convert them to..."CGI Replicas"...for the movie they had never been working on all of this time.

Isn't it ironic that..."Blastr"...a subsidiary of Universal Studios, is reporting on an auction of the very miniatures Universal Studios (its parent corporation) never had any use for during the past 39 years due to its deliberate and ongoing mismanagement of the property..."Battlestar Galactica"...?

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Friday, June 9, 2017

"12 Monkeys" Cancelled By The "SyFy Channel." The Plan Is to Quickly Burn Off The Remaining Episodes In "Binge Broadcasts"

12 Monkeys Syfy 



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The..."SyFy Channel"...couldn't tell well ahead of time that a television series based upon the box office flop..."12 Monkeys"...wouldn't do well in the ratings?

Aren't there supposed to be professional money crunchers and researchers working at all of the cable networks who are supposed to know well ahead of time whether or not it would be fruitful to do a television series based on a theatrical film? Especially a box office flop? As well as the financial feasibility and projected returns on any new television series?

Not at the..."SyFy Channel!!"

Because there isn't...."12 Monkeys"...crawled through every low rated season it was on the air, dodging cancellation because the...."SyFy Channel"...simply refused to drop the blade. A common and recurring business problem and theme at the..."SyFy Channel"...

Well...another one..."Bites The Dust"...at the..."SyFy Channel"... 

One that will never be missed by anyone. (As usual, as always)

This blog remaining firmly..."Ellipsis Friendly"....by the way....

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...(Evil Grin)...
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