Wednesday, June 14, 2017

"Boobs, Blood, and Blowing Shit Up"...Is it Any Wonder Why Those Who Own and Mismanage The "SyFy Channel" Can't Make a Dime While Doing So?

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http://www.avclub.com/review/boobs-blood-and-blowing-shit-blood-drive-and-chall-256688

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/13/arts/television/blood-drive-syfy-tv-review.html?ref=todayspaper

Let's put this in to the proper perspective, shall we? There once was a fantastic cable channel called..."Sci-Fi"...in the 1990's which embraced and properly paid respect to the great..."Science Fiction"....media genre. It was popular with mass market viewers and made noteworthy profits while doing so.

Then, something horrible happened. In the late 1990's, this once great cable channel was sold to the IDIOTIC and RETARDED..."Comcast / NBC / Vivendi - Universal"...corporation. A corporation NOTORIOUS for hating all things Science Fiction media related, particularly the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....



Because of this corporation's...currently (Comcast-Universal)...mental handicap in hating all things Science Fiction and the.."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"...

It proceeded to waste the past 20 odd years of its wasted ownership of this channel ricocheting and zig-zagging all over..."God's Kingdom's Creation"....repeatedly (with horrible and generic cable programming) unable and unwilling to re-ground this cable channel in to its former glory of being a once great and fantastic..."Science Fiction Cable Channel"....

Every time the..."SyFy Channel"...once again re-invents itself for the umpteenth time into yet another horrible example of a generic cable channel...it is also once again admitting that it LACKS the...

1. Corporate Talent
2. Inspired Thinking
3. Understanding the Science Fiction genre
4. Wisdom
5. Pulse on what the Mass Market Science Fiction community would like

...in running this cable channel as a..."Science Fiction Cable Channel"...

This is the..."Umpteenth Re-invention"...of the.."SyFy Channel"...by the IDIOTS who run it and this blog has seen it all in the process. Every horrible example of..."Crappy Ass Generic Cable Programming"...this corporation (Comcast-Universal) keeps pulling out of its..."Corporate Ass"...because it still (20 years later) has no clue on how to properly and appropriately manage what is and was supposed to be a Science Fiction channel all of this time.

This blog has lived through and survived all of these horrible re-inventions of the..."SyFy Channel"...during the past 20 years. All of these re-inventions of course...having absolutely nothing to do with..."Science Fiction"....

1. The Wrestling phase
2. The..."Sharknado"...phase
3. The.."Geeks Who Drink"..."Alcoholics Anonymous"...phase
4. The.."Fake Psychics"...phase with John Edward.
5. The..."Unfunny Talk Show Host Phase"...with Wil Wheaton. Of course inspired by..."Talk Soup"...
6. The.."Gotcha!!"...phase with the monumentally irritating..."Scare Tactics"....phase.
7. The.."So bad they're supposed to be cute"...horror movies every Saturday night...phase."

And because this IDIOTIC corporation (Comcast-Universal) FAILED to make noteworthy and decent money with all of those FAILED endeavors spanning the past 20 years, because they always LACKED the.."Corporate Talent"...to put decent and..."Mass Market Lucrative"....Science Fiction programming on the air...

....The..."SyFy Channel"...(like a drowning man in shallow water)...is trying its umpteenth..."Huckster Gimmick"...in re-invention to try and make decent / noteworthy money by throwing..."Jello"...at the wall and hoping to God that it sticks...

...Which brings us to..."Blood Drive"...

1. Sensationalism
2. Smut
3. Trash
4. Gore
5. Exposed female anatomy?
6. Puke
7. Swear words maybe?

"Death Race 2000"...plus..."Grindhouse"...plus everything else trashy and evil those with extremely limited..."Corporate Intellects"...in the programming department of the..."SyFy Channel"...routinely craps out of its rear end.

My friends, the..."SyFy Channel"...has now come full circle during the past 20 years and is staring at itself from the infinity of the..."Bottomless Pit of Smut"....where those with extremely limited..."Corporate Intellects"...in cable television always dwell.

"Comcast-Universal"....couldn't properly manage the..."SyFy Channel"...even if it had..."Brainiac"...as a..."Corporate Advisor"....

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This blog forbidding the clubbing to death of..."Ellipsis"...from irate and deranged..."Comcast-Universal"...executives...



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The.."SyFy Channel"...still hasn't found a credible, cohesive, legitimate, consistent, mass market attractive, and Science Fiction based on-air identity for itself after 20 wasted years of less than..."Half Ass Trying"...

It's time for new..."Corporate Owners"... to finally come in and shove..."Comcast-Universal"...out of the way....for good.
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Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

http://www.languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60

And read the books at another location where Universal Studios and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/fullen1264

    I'll leave the other 215 retail locations under wraps for now.






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