A Little Truth In Advertising: The SyFy Channel's Motto All Along Should Have Been..."It Doesn't Get Any Shittier Than This"...

 

An exhausted shark apparently sporting shoulders and a human stomach rests on Abraham Lincoln's lap after an afternoon of whirling carnage.

 

I don't believe the SyFy Channel has ever realized just how crappy and absurd it has been all along in all aspects of its crappy programming. It doesn't even deserve to be called a...."Basic Cable Network"....after failing multiple times over at being a...."Science Fiction Network"....

 

It would take thousands of years of management evolution just for the SyFy Channel to reach the outer fringes of dignity of the..."Basic Cable Network"....."WGN"....

 



 

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/sharknado-3-trailer-features-shotgun-toting-president-article-1.2246533

 

 

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In This Era of Political Correctness In Most Everything Discussed, Is It Really Appropriate For The SyFy Channel To Air a Booze / Alcohol Based Game Show?

 

 

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2015/04/15/syfy-greenlights-geeks-who-drink-hosted-by-zachary-levi/389816/

Probably not.

Just wait until..."Mothers Against Drunk Drivers"....get a load of the SyFy Channel's...."Geeks Who Drink." Especially if they see any of their kids on this game show.

Shield your heads from falling debris when the..."Advertiser Boycotts"....kick in!! Yes, that means you...SyFy!!

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The TV Shows May Change On The SyFy Channel But The Wardrobe Never Does

TV Show: Dark Matter / SyFy
Time Frame: The Far Future

Basic Wardrobe Fabric - Black and Grey Leather
Wardrobe Components - Leather pants, leather vests, t shirts, leather jackets no doubt
Weaponry: Ammo firing, contemporary guns...swords (light sabers?)

TV Show: Killjoys / SyFy
Time Frame: The Far Future

Basic Wardrobe Fabric - Black / Blue / Grey Leather
Wardrobe Components - Leather jackets, leather jumpsuits
Weaponry - Ammo firing, contemporary guns

 

TV Show: Olympus / SyFy

Time Frame: The Fabricated Ancient Past

 

Basic Wardrobe Fabric - What else? Grey / Brown Leather

Wardrobe Components - Leather Togas / Leather Capes / Leather Straps / Leather Bracelets

Weaponry - What else? Swords and maybe a cannon or two



Thank God that bargain basement (clip your coupons)..."Army Surplus Store"....and local shopping mall are always close by the..."SyFy Channel"....soundstages in Vancouver, British Columbia for every new..."SyFy Channel"....production, right?

In all three of these productions, only a subtle rearranging of wardrobe components occurred.

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The SyFy Channel Continues to Have Serious Issues With..."Wardrobe"...In All of Its Troubled Productions

"Troubled"...as in...this one should be cancelled as well after a low rated season 1 and 2.

Why does every single article of clothing used in...."SyFy Channel"....productions look like it was purchased off the rack in either a local Vancouver...."Army Surplus Store"....or purchased from a local shopping mall?

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This Tends To Be The Final Resting Place of All of The Usual Inconsequential Productions of Bryan Singer and Ronald D. Moore

God loves the...."$5.00 Discount DVD Bin"....at Wal-Mart!! And so do the hillbillies!! The SyFy Channel's only and miniscule demographic!!


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Yes, The Usual Trajectory Is Being Followed To a Tee Of The Typical And Screwed Up "Universal Studios - Battlestar 1978" DVD / Blu-Ray Releases

http://tvshowsondvd.com/news/Battlestar-Galactica-replacement-disc-info/21172

The usual and typical trajectory of all mismanaged and screwed up..."Battlestar 1978"....DVD / Blu-Ray.... disc releases of Universal Studios...

1. These releases roll off of the assembly lines screwed up technically on purpose in some way. In this case, crappy box art as well.

2. Universal Studios then hires a squad of 25-30 stealth marketers to post favorable and misleading reviews of the hunks of junk on http://www.amazon.com, and on other sites as well.

3. Universal Studios then has a...."Replacement Disc / Exchange Program"....always waiting in the wings (specifically to deal with all intentionally damaged...."Battlestar 1978".....discs) to deal with the inevitable complaints from consumers regarding the damaged discs.

4. It always gives the false impression that Universal Studios gives a shit when in fact they don't.

5. These...."Battlestar 1978"....products always ultimately need a mass product recall to fix all of the intentional screw ups of Universal Studios but it never happens.

Other names for this tired routine Universal Studios does....

a. Song & Dance
b. Vaudeville Schtick
c. Smoke & Mirrors
d. Monkey Hear, Monkey See, Monkey Do
e. Spook My Bike
f. Hide My Candy
g. Rump My Roast
h. Toss My Salad
I. Skip My Sneakers
J. Skate My Pond

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The Scant Copies Of The First Two "Sharknado" Movies Currently Bouncing Around Walmart Stores Here And There (Average Price $5.00) Are About To Be Joined By "Sharknado 3."

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Sharknado-Widescreen/26973689

Who keeps financing this drivel on The SyFy Channel that keeps flopping again and again? And then flops again and again not selling at Walmart!!

Who are these movies for anyway? Not mass market audiences that's for sure. They don't even know these movies exist!!

This is all about the SyFy Channel's only demographic, isn't it? Hillbilly trash in small numbers. These are the people who think...."Maury Povich"...is classy television, "SyFy" is a classy way to spell Science Fiction, and having your television with rabbit ears tuned in to the..."WWE Marathons"....on...."SyFy"....all day long is great background noise during the reception in your living room after you just married your cousin. Idea inspired by Maury Povich reruns.

Judd: "Say Jeb, 'Sharknado 3' is coming up."

Jeb: "Should I batten down the hatches?"

Judd: "No you crow's foot!! On the telly-vision!! On that thar SyFy!!"

Jeb: "The first two..."Sharknado"...movies had me pissing!!"

Judd: "Everything has you pissing you 30 year old 5th grade graduate!! Now, run along now and try and neuter the dog with the sledgehammer!!"

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