Ultimately, This Is The Sort Of Impact "SyFy Channel Executives" Have Had On Society After Getting Their "G.E.D. Diplomas"

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sharknado_3_oh_hell_no/

Do SyFy Channel executives still get invited over to their friend's houses for milk and cookies for screwing up on the job just as badly as they screwed up in high school cutting classes and ultimately dropping out of high school?

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This Blog Would Like To Issue A Retraction

http://www.syfy.com

This blog erroneously stated earlier that the..."Mothers Against Drunk Drivers" (M.A.D.D.) organization would be issuing a boycott against..."Geeks Who Drink"...

Well, it turns out that the ratings for...."Geeks Who Drink"....are always so low (literally in the sewer all of the time just like all of the other SyFy Channel shows)...that the..."Mothers Against Drunk Drivers"...organization isn't even aware of the existence of...."Geeks Who Drink...." Just like the vast majority of the rest of the global population also isn't aware that every other hunk of junk the SyFy Channel puts on the air also exists.

Apologies to one and all.

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Universal Studios Endless Self - Consolation Amid Its Endless Screw Ups With "Battlestar Galactica 1978" Has Been Stretched To The Limit Like a Rubber Band Going No Further

Is Universal Studios actually patting itself on the back for a crappy transfer job like this? It may comfort them but no one else. Certainly not the ones in the public domain who could have turned this into a best seller if it also at the very least had attractive box art.

If this were any other corporation and the..."Battlestar Blu-Ray"...set turned out in this poor condition to this degree of severity....I would assume it was an honest mistake because there would have been a mass recall of this set due to the multiple issues with it.

But, since we're talking about Universal Studios here....the copyright owners of..."Battlestar 1978"...for the past 37 years...a studio that has packed a lot of..."Eccentric Incidents"....(like this screwed up Blu-Ray set) into those 37 years....this Blu-Ray set is nothing more than yet another screwed up byproduct of Universal Studios endless list of..."Eccentric Incidents"...involving..."Battlestar 1978"....

"Eccentric Incidents"...which have been the norm for Universal Studios style of management (a wrecking ball) with the..."Battlestar 1978"....series.

1. Why wasn't there a mass recall of this Blu-Ray set? There have been multiple complaints (even amid the stealth marketing paid for reviews of praise on amazon.com for this Blu-Ray set) involving how screwed up the wide screen transfers were for this set. Lack of visual clarity, ghosting, heavy grain, etc.

2. The crappy box art alone for this screwed up Blu-Ray set justified a mass product recall.

3. The video above highlights what Universal Studios has always been best at: Claiming to know how to do something when in fact they really don't. NBC-Universal has claimed for years to know how to run what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel...but look at the God forsaken mess that has always been the SyFy Channel.

4. From the video above, it looks NBC-Universal doesn't have and never had a digital restoration department of the stature of CBS-Digital. Instead, it just looks like a few guys (hired on the cheap) set up makeshift shop in the NBC-Universal basement (ordinarily a parking garage)...and with no skills or experience in digital film restoration...took a spin at trying to restore..."Battlestar 1978"...to a professional looking level. They certainly failed with the widescreen transfers, didn't they?

5. To the degree that Universal Studios has neglected the..."Battlestar 1978"....series in all aspects of its ownership for 37 years....it should come as a surprise to no one that the film elements have been rotting and decaying away...to the extent that the..."Battlestar 1978"....series needs more of a thorough and professional restoration than the three amateur clowns in the video above could ever provide.

6. In the 37 year long neglect of these film elements, Universal Studios (not surprisingly) has..."cough"....in the process of doing so, misplaced a good chunk of the still missing deleted scenes / footage / film elements to the..."Battlestar 1978"....pilot episode. Footage still unaccounted for...

a. Actor Jim Peck as an alternate newscaster on..."Caprica"...also reporting on the peace talks just like Jane Seymour.

b. Starbuck storming the bridge (immediately after crash landing and arguing with Athena) demanding to know from Col. Tigh why the "Galactica" pulled out of battle.This scene occurs immediately after Col. Tigh says..."My God."

c. The scene (in its entirety) of the..."Council of 12"....segueing from discussing Adama's resignation, to Sire Uri hoarding food, to discussing the passage to Carillon. Apollo, Starbuck, and Boomer standing there the entire time culminating with Apollo interrupting the meeting to discuss the..."Nova of Madagon"....

d. The subplot involving the Ovion Queen and the Imperious Leader in cahoots with one another plotting the end of humankind on the planet Carillon.

e. Extra footage of the aliens in the Carillon casino.

g. Baltar surveying the devastation on the planet..."Caprica"....immediately after the Cylon attack. This no doubt occurs before or after Baltar gets briefed by the two Cylons about..."Prisoners being taken near the Spacedrome."

7. All of this missing footage should have been located, rounded up, cleaned up, and put on DVD / Blu-Ray a decade ago.

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The SyFy Channel Remains Adrift At Sea With Bad Management, Lacking a Discernible On-Air Identity, And...Bad Management

http://www.syfy.com

Fragments...bits...pieces....cross sections of junk in all of its programming never unifying into a singular whole...Wrestling here, a binge drinking show there....Bad producing and writing in all of its crappy horror movies including..."Sharknado"....The worst programming ideas in television history to come out of the..."SyFy Channel Programming Department"....The most..."Identity Avert"....cable channel in history....The most..."Resources Parched"...cable channel in history (never having access to... "A-List"...talent in channel management, television show programming and producing / writing, and the financial resources necessary to pull it all off.) A self promotional, non-stop stealth marketing machine always in love with its own below average mediocrity and staggering lack of talent in all aspects of television programming...the only difference between the crappy..."SyFy Channel"....and a crappy high school stage play are the ages of those involved.

Res Ipsa Loquitur!!

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One Of The Most Exciting Fantasy / Horror Television Productions To Come Along In Years, And The SyFy Channel Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With It

Could we ever get this sort of hyper kinetic energy and imagination for television out of NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel? Nope!! The dysfunctional and broken corporation doesn't think this way. It (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel) thinks in a very... boring...status quo...uninspired...recycling old ideas always done better by everyone else....lacking focus....lacking imagination....sort of way....that has rendered this channel (SyFy) impotent since the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"....began owning (trashing) it beginning in 1999.

The very notion of doing the..."Evil Dead"....movie series for television would never have occurred to NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel...even if they did own it. If they did own it and it occurred to them, they would screw it up like everything else they screw up....on purpose and accidentally. 

Paging Maury Povich and...."Geeks Who Drink!!"....

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At One Time Or Another...Steve Guttenberg, David Hasselhoff, and Edward James Olmos Were All Recruited For SyFy Channel Projects

...And then went right back to not doing much of anything else. A real career builder this SyFy Channel is...isn't it? (A round of applause for the "Yahoos" working in the SyFy Channel programming department.)

Of course, out of the three...Edward James Olmos has done the most damage to his own career with that patented and stock footage...."Frown / Scowl"....of his. Frowning in every role you have had ("GINO" - Galactica in Name Only)...."Miami Vice"..."Blade Runner"...and..."Wolfen"...doesn't exactly make your name stand out for potential new projects in the eyes of casting directors all over Hollywood. Olmos typecast himself with his career long frowning...The character actor most likely to be rejected by mass market audiences in even minor / supporting roles. Well, there's always regional..."Dinner Theater"...for...."Manic / Depressive / Undiagnosed Bi-Polar"...audience members.

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Bryan Singer May Eventually Produce This Documentary He Signed On To Produce And Develop

http://www.thewrap.com/bryan-singer-to-produce-middle-east-documentary-about-israeli-palestinian-conflict/

Confusing? You bet!! Welcome to the wacky world of the..."Fake Bryan Singer Press Releases!!"....

Actually I think this press release got it all wrong...

Bryan Singer will instead..."Develop this documentary he hasn't yet signed on to produce literally but will in fact do so figuratively with a clause in his contract to really indeed produce this documentary when the market conditions are right for him to produce what he develops or develop what he produces or produce what he produces or develop what he develops."....

And for those of you who just can't get enough of the..."Fake Bryan Singer Press Release"....My gift to you!!

All..."Fake Press Releases"....of Bryan Singer are 100% genuine, polyunsaturated..."Bullsh**" from the horses mouth!!

Producers produce and developers develop and producers develop and developers produce.

That's what I got out of this fake press release, anyway.

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Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List -Volume 1

 http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies


1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High 
16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Surprisingly completed)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Football Wives
24. X-Men Origins: Magneto
25. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns Sequel)
26. uwantme2killhim? - Straight to DVD?
27. My Eleventh
28. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)
29. Creature At Bay (Abandonment Pending)
30. Spooked (Abandonment Pending)
31. X-Men: Apocalypse (Abandonment Pending)
32. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (Abandonment Pending)
33. Star Trek: Federation TV Series (Apparently Back on Track Again & Abandonment Pending)
34. Fantastic Four 2 (Abandonment Pending)
35. World War III (Abandonment Pending)
36. Fantastic Four / X-Men Crossover (Abandonment Pending)
37. Palestine Documentary (Abandonment Pending)

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