Thursday, October 9, 2014
Yes, As Far Back As I Can Remember...I Always Identified "Spartacus" with "Trick-or-Treating" and "Halloween"
Back when we were all kids...we would all be saying to each other on the playground...
"How about that 'Spartacus' on this 'All Hallows Eve'"?
"Did you watch the latest 'Spartacus' movie before you went 'Trick-or-Treating?'"
"Watching Spartacus's girlfriend in the latest movie reminded me to pick up more 'chain mail', dog collars, and bullwhips for my Halloween costume.'"
"My dad always reminds me....don't 'spank hank'....while watching 'Spartacus's girlfriend' in the latest medieval movie before you go 'Trick-or-Treating'....Son. You'll barely be able to walk door to door for 'Tricks or-Treats" and your mother might catch you."
"Everyone knows Spartacus had a broomstick for transportation on 'All Hallows Eve", right?"
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 10:40 AM