And more than likely....viewers will find...."Zombie Penis"....on the SyFy Channel year round, even during Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Do the programming execs at the SyFy Channel get up every morning and ask themselves first thing....
"What can we do to bring ridicule to the SyFy Channel today?"
"Dong of The Dead".....indeed!!
Or was that...."Schlong of The Dead?"
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.