Tuesday, October 7, 2014

The Day The SyFy Channel Produces Anything of Residual Quality Will Be The Day NBC-Universal No Longer Owns It



How do you deactivate an..."animatronic zombie baby.....?

1. Kick it across the room like a football.

2. Stomp on it with spiked boots.

3. Put a dog collar on it, spin it around overhead really fast, and release it into a spinning ceiling fan overhead going 120 mph.

4. With the dog collar still on it, tie the other end to your rear bumper, and drive on the nearest highway going 60 mph.

5. Stick it in your microwave oven for 30 minutes.

These simple helpful hints haven't dawned on the "Z Nation" scriptwriters yet?

The punch line is....something this tiny can be easily subdued.


 Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...


And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.


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