Bryan Singer Adds Two Additional Projects to His Plate In Order to Deliberately Derail "Battlestar Galactica"

 

Bryan Singer and Universal Studios have recently announced two additional projects they are doing together simultaneously along with "The Munsters" in order to deliberately postpone forever the "Battlestar Galactica" movie they announced in October 2011.

Wilma Flintstone: Still Sexually Active At 85 Years Old:

Wilma and Fred Flintstone are still tearing up the bedroom in their old age in this in depth CGI animated drama filmed in the style of a "Lifetime Network" movie. The selling point of this movie will be that the reproductive organs of Fred and Wilma will be clearly visible for the first time.

Smurf-ette Lapdancing:

The shady underbelly of Smurf society will be explored by Bryan Singer in this CGI animated study of the sex industry in "Smurf Village."

Both productions will be "Direct to DVD" releases.