Sunday, April 14, 2013

I Will Be Dwelling On, and Holding This "Fake Press Release" of SyFy Channel's Over its Corporate Head For The Next Five Years

"Imagination" and "High Concept" are two things you never, ever associate with the following entities...

1. NBC-Universal
2. The SyFy Channel
3. Bonnie Hammer
4. David Howe
5. Mark Stern
6. Ronald D. Moore
7. Bryan Singer

For whatever reason only Sigmund Freud himself could decipher if he were still alive, NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel is a "Pathological Liar" of a corporation (it would seem) that has an intense psychological need (it would seem) to present itself as the exact opposite of what it really is in this endless stream of "Fake Press Releases" it keeps putting out over the Internet.

Those of us who have witnessed in boundless horror the NBC-Universal era of ownership of the once great "Sci-Fi Channel", (during the past 12 or so years) know damn well that none of the projects described in the "Fake Press Release" above will ever come to pass.

NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel always describes itself in these "Fake Press Releases" of theirs as a corporation they are fully incapable of becoming because they lack the internal and external talent to make projects such as these a reality.
NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel is the "Corporate Home" of such "Trash Television" as....

1. Maury Povich
2. Blind Date
3. "Sharktopus", "Ice Spiders", "Area 51", "Gatorade"
4. Scare Tactics
5. Haunted Highway
6. Cosmic Kitchen
7. WWF Wrestling 

I also (and always) find it quite astonishing that NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel truly believes that there is a such thing as a "Quick Reputation Fix" attainable with these "Quicky / Fake Press Releases" of theirs. Where they claim to be making the productions listed in the "Fake Press Release" above while instead, continuing production of the "Infamous Trash Television" they are notoriously known for.


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