Say it isn't so!!
How could the..."Emmy Academy"....not love...."Sharknado"...."Helix"...."Z Nation"..."Olympus"...and..."WWE Wrestling?"....
It's been a...."Schlock TV Wet Dream"....over on the SyFy Channel for financially unfruitful decades.
The SyFy Channel is definitely eligible for..."The Annual Poopy Awards"....in the categories of every subject matter its rotten programming touches upon.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.