Sunday, November 13, 2011

Universal Studios and Bryan Singer Remind Me Of Sleazy Business Owners

Businesses in general these days have become increasingly sleazy in their inability to exhibit a bare minimum work ethic. I'm sure this sort of thing has happened to all of us way too frequently. We call the cable company to come out and install our cable, or we call a plumber, or we call an electrician. What do all of these idiots say to us regardless of what profession they are in?

"Yeah, we'll be out to your home sometime between 8:00 am and 6:00 pm."

In other words, businesses nowadays (in their routine incompetence) give themselves a wide window of opportunity to get their lazy asses out to your home.

Universal Studios and Bryan Singer are no different. They have granted themselves a wide window of opportunity spanning the next two decades to get off of their lazy asses and finally make a "Battlestar Galactica" movie.

Wikipedia has been so kind as to update the next projection date of Bryan Singer's highly improbable "Battlestar Galactica" movie. The projection date has now been updated to 2013, provided of course that such routine daily road blocks (common to Universal Studios) as a troop build-up in Afghanistan doesn't get in the way of Universal Studios and Bryan Singer making their stupid ass movie. Don't doubt it. Universal Studios and Bryan Singer would figure out some way to make a war in Afganistan shut down their movie.

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