For every month that passes without any new updates on the new (supposed) "Battlestar Galactica" movie from Universal Studios and Bryan Singer, spin the wheel on the 1st of every new month. Where the wheel stops is of no significance. Everybody in your party group takes a shot regardless.
The shots start off mild. From months 1-6, fill the shot glasses with "Apple Pie." From months 7-12, fill the shot glasses with "Rum." From months 13-18, fill the shot glasses with "Corn Whiskey." From months 19-24 fill the shot glasses with anything that would tranquilize an elephant for 8 hours.
That elephant looks like it's going to get tranquilized, because Bryan Singer is inching closer and closer to directing the "Six Billion Dollar Man" with Leonardo Dicaprio, isn't he?