Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Frequent Necessity of Having to Bring Bryan Singer's Fledgling Career Back Down to Earth

Bryan Singer has two careers:

1. His imaginary, superstar career (invented by him and his publicity people) existing solely on the Internet where he has directed the movies "Excalibur", "Logan's Run", and "Battlestar Galactica" among others. 

2. And his real career in the real world in which we all live. Nosediving steadily since the failures of "Superman Returns" and "Valkyrie." 

His real career in the real world in which we all live, which has followed the following trajectory without fail:

a. "Superman Returns" failed in 2006.

b. "Valkyrie" failed in 2008.

c. A steady increase in television work as a consequence of both theatrical failures. Directing "Mockingbird Lane" for NBC-TV, directing "Magnum Gold" ice cream commercials, and producing the largely forgotten "H+" mini-sode series for http://www.youtube.com.

e. Presently boasting to anyone who will listen on http://www.twitter.com, that he has begun production on "X-Men: Days of Future Past."

Perhaps I should begin "twittering" all of the people that Bryan Singer has been "twittering" on http://www.twitter.com, in order to remind them that Bryan Singer has boasted 18 consecutive times in the past about beginning production on various projects, only to ultimately fail to make any of them. And perhaps these people also need to be reminded that Bryan Singer has previously abandoned 4 consecutive "X-Men" related productions. (Highlighted in blue in the list below.)

"The Official Bryan Singer List of Abandoned Movie & Television Productions Volume 1"

1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High
16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland

Yes, this list is Bryan Singer's imaginary career on the Internet created by him and his publicity people. One thing is certain. This list will only be getting bigger and bigger....

Perhaps the reason why I am so passionate about bringing this information to mainstream awareness, is because I strongly believe that all Science Fiction / Fantasy fans all over the world deserve better than this. They deserve better than to repeatedly have the 21st Century Medicine Man / Con Artist known as Bryan Singer repeatedly announcing productions that he already knows (well in advance) he will never make.

Bryan Singer seriously needs to get into another line of work since he obviously isn't making it as a Science Fiction / Fantasy film director, and he is no longer worthy of the attention of the "Comic Book Convention Crowd." He dropped off of their radar a long time ago in terms of having any shred of legitimacy and respectability.

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