Thursday, June 13, 2013

I Think The Reason Why Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern Continue to Put Crap Like This On The Air... because it's a cry for help from the three of them to the civilized world to have pity (sympathy) on them for having zero imagination and piss-poor taste in running the currently decimated Science Fiction channel (thanks to them) into the ground they never had a clue in how to manage in the first place.

How long did it take Hammer and her minions to think up this astonishingly ludicrous idea for a television movie? Three minutes?

I suspect the way Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern think up these stupid ass ideas for horror movies is a form of...."Verbal Plot Progression." The three of them sit in Hammer's office chowing down on pizza and "Slurpee Big Gulps." It probably goes something like this....

Bonnie Hammer: "Paul Bunyon."

David Howe: "The Jolly Green Giant."

Mark Stern: "Not so jolly."

Bonnie Hammer: "An Axe."

David Howe: "Victims"

Mark Stern: "The woods."

Bonnie Hammer: "Crappy CGI"

David Howe: "Fake blood"

Bonnie Hammer: "We have a movie!!"


Similar in principle to this cute little sketch from "The Electric Company." How the SyFy Channel comes up with its ideas for its horror movies. Didn't Bonnie Hammer used to be a programmer for children's television? Hmmmmmmm?


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