An empty soundstage at Universal Studios where a "Battlestar Galactica" movie would have been housed if Universal Studios were serious about making such a movie.
Let's "Mentally Visualize" here, shall we? This soundstage of course, would have been "The Bridge" - ("Core Command") of the "Battlestar Galactica" spaceship if Universal Studios had been the slightest bit serious about making this movie as stated in this "Fake Press Release" of theirs....
And the truth. No "Battlestar" movie scheduled for release for the next three years....
Could there be any easier job in the world than showing up at this building (The Universal Studios Black Tower) everyday at 9:00 am, and sitting on your keister all day long? You occasionally issue "Fake Press Releases" over the Internet, raid the vending machines, go to the bathroom, and then you go home every evening to your family. For what? An eight figure salary? Piece of cake!!
Yes, 100 years of sitting on its "Keister" all day long.
The "Battlestar Galactica" property remains in typical slumber in no small part due to "Corporate Laziness."
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.