So, How Goes Our Favorite Basic Cable Channel Today (SyFy) With "Multiple Personality Disorder?"

 

 

http://www.syfy.com

 

Let's see now. What is the SyFy Channel's identity today?

 

1. The totally fake and heavily scripted..."Ghost Hunting Channel."

 

What about the other multiple identities of the SyFy Channel?

 

2. The..."Trailer Park Trash"....(Wrestling)....channel.

 

3. The..."C.S.I. Reruns"....law enforcement channel.

 

4. The...."Sharknado"....schlocky...horror channel.

 

5. The..."Cape Fear"...movie....mystery channel.

 

6. The..."Helix"...."Z Nation"..."Let's rip-off everyone else's  ideas"....channel.

 

7. The..."Boring as Hell Reality Programming"....channel. ("Face-Off", "Marcel's Quantum Kitchen")

 

8. The..."Science Fiction in Disguise"......channel.

 

9. The..."Schlocky Horror Channel"....overall.

 

10. The..."Asylum Films Garbage Dump Channel"....If the schlocky horror movie came out of the rear end of....."Asylum Films"....the SyFy Channel.... will broadcast it.

 

11. The..."Lacking a Discernible On-Air Identity".....cable channel.

 

12. The..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Cable Channel"...."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only, "Caprica", and "Blood & Chrome."

 

My new nickname for the.... "SyFy Channel"..... is...."SYBIL SYFY"....

 

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