Sunday, September 6, 2015
"Jurassic World" Reaches $1 Billion In Global Box Office Receipts!!
Amblin Entertainment....And!!....Legendary Pictures... should both be proud of their remarkable achievement in film making which they....GAVE!!....to Universal Studios for distribution!!
What? You thought Universal Studios was actually responsible for the actual making of this movie? The..."House of Maury Povich"....and...."Smackdown Wrestling"....and...."Blind Date"....and the..."SyFy Channel"....couldn't come up with something this entertaining on its own no matter how hard it tried!!
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 2:50 PM