Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Is It Only a Matter Of Time Before The "SyFy Channel" Rips Off The "Starz" Network "Ash vs. Evil Dead?"
From experience via observation...I know darn well that the..."Starz Network - Ash vs. Evil Dead"....series is very much something on the SyFy Channel's corporate radar right now. They are watching this series with drool pouring out of their mouths. It's a series that the SyFy Channel just won't be able to resist ripping off for very long...
1. The lantern jawed hero
2. A chainsaw as his primary weapon
3. The main hero is a smart ass with one liners
4. The 50 year old hero working in a Wal-Mart style retail store
5. Graphic makeup effects
6. A remedially handicapped marketing gimmick for fighting the undead.
At the very least....I suspect a hero like Ash will eventually show up on multiple episodes of..."Z Nation"...driving a beat up Chevy and sporting a chain saw.
The SyFy Channel...never having a discernible identity of its own over the airwaves....just steals the ideas from other television networks that do have their own discernible on-air identities over the airwaves....like..."Starz"....and absorbs all of those stolen ideas into a...gloppy...gooey....incompatible.....smorgasbord-esque....mess!!....infamously known as...."The SyFy Channel's Daily and Nightly Schedule"....
....What the SyFy Channel lovingly and affectionately refers to as......"Brand Filtering".....
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 5:51 AM