"Lizzie Borden vs. Ash vs. Darkman" ....
And then put all three characters into a...."Sharknado"....movie while they're duking it out. You can't lose!! I'm talking a ratings juggernaut here!!
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.