Tuesday, October 29, 2013

I See That The "X-Men" Movies Haven't Lost Their Flair For Being Boring, Mundane, and Melodramatic Snooze-fests


I guess Bryan Singer did indeed direct this thing. Because only he could make a superhero movie this boring and not interesting in the slightest.

What else is coming out in summer 2014? Something a bit more....lively.....and....spunky....than this shit?


Thank God there will be some "merciful alternatives" for movie audiences to escape to in the summer of 2014!!

The trailer above is just a rough cut, right? Cooler and objective heads will eventually re-edit this thing into something that has a little more life to it, right? I mean, there are eight months remaining to re-edit this thing into a spunkier viewing experience for mass market audiences, right? Maybe some re-shoots of Patrick Stewart to make him seem.....more awake....during this movie?

Snap!!....Snap!!! Somebody "Jazz" this movie up a little bit!!


Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...


And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.


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