Tuesday, January 6, 2015
I See That The Corporation Responsible For "The Maury Povich Show", "Sharknado", And "The Syfy Channel" Hasn't Lost Its Flair For Abysmal Package Art Either. The Gift Of Artistry Isn't Born Into Everyone.
We'll also see how badly damaged the Blu-Ray discs themselves are immediately after chugging off of the assembly lines.
Makes you just want to pre-order this sucker 5 months before its release, doesn't it? I especially like the...."Sandpaper Rubbed / 10 Years Aged"....look of this package.
The abysmal looking package art alone should guarantee low sales here in the United States, reinforcing Universal Studios 37 year old manufactured falsehood that the 1978 series was a flop. Isn't it convenient how these things always work out?
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 5:46 PM