Friday, January 23, 2015
The "SyFy Channel" Keeps Talking About "Carving Out An Identity For Itself", Yet It Never Does
I have also noticed that the SyFy Channel never gets to the bottom of...and never addresses....what its identity problems really are....
SyFy Channel's...."Identity Problems"....aren't just what they haven't put on the air and should have all along...."A 100% Science Fiction Schedule"....with...."Space Based Programming"....thrown in. SyFy Channel also needs to simultaneously start removing what has never belonged on its schedule in the first place. All non-Science Fiction television programming....
"Wrestling"...any and all reality programming that involves...."Cooking"....."Ghost Hunting"...."Talking With The Dead"...."Psychic Phenonema"....Playing stupid tricks on people that aren't funny ("Scare Tactics")...."Badly produced horror movies from 'The Asylum"....including the wretched... "Sharknado"... movies.....Those same badly made horror movies starring television stars from the 1970's....Barry Williams, Danny Bonaduce....Series that rip-off...."Walking Dead" ("Z Nation")....and...."John Carpenter's 'Thing' movie from 1982 ("Helix")....Randomly chosen movies from the...."USA Film Vaults"....that have absoluely nothing to do with Science Fiction but were chosen for broadcast instead due to their easy accessibility and convenience since the "SyFy Channel" has such easy accessibility to them and the...."USA Film Vaults." Oh yes, and the latest non-Science Fiction fungus to plague the SyFy Channel schedule.... "C.S.I." reruns.
So, it would seem to me that the SyFy Channel's present and ongoing...."Identity Problems"....simultaneously stem from what they don't yet have on the air....AND....from what they presently have on the air. This channel is an absolute mess when it comes to conveying what its on-air identity is supposed to be because quite frankly....it has never had one.
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the curse and the spectre of...."Maury Povich"....reruns....eventually make their way to the SyFy Channel. That would make the...."Trash Factor"....of....the SyFy Channel's present incomprehensible on-air identity thoroughly complete.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 12:08 PM