Sunday, January 25, 2015

Reminiscing About The Three Previous (And Most Recent) "Fake Battlestar Movie Announcements" From Universal Studios In "Reverse Chronological Order"

April 8th, 2014 - Yes, we knew it was a.... "Snow Job".... then and sure enough.... 9 months later.... Universal Studios doesn't even have a...."Pre-Production Sketch On a Cocktail Napkin" show for this movie which was of course in actuality....their latest..."Fake Battlestar Movie Announcement."

August 2nd, 2012 - Hey, Hey, Hey!! Let's be nice now!! Speech impediments are nothing to laugh at as Bryan Singer tries to get out of the thorny situation of why he hasn't been working on a...."Battlestar Movie"....for the previous 10 months since the October 21st, 2011...."Fake Battlestar Movie Press Release."

October 21st, 2011Yes, we knew it was a...."Snow Job".....then and sure enough...."37 Months Later (3 Years Later)"....This..."Battlestar Movie Announcement"....proved to ultimately be yet another...."Fake Press Release".....

All Universal Studios executives don't forget to exit with all of the lovely parting gifts we have for you.


 Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on

And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.

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