Saturday, January 16, 2016

I Think Universal Studios "Marketing Strategy" For These Blu-Ray Discs Was..."Slide These Discs Into 'Crappy Looking Box Art Boxes' Surrounded By Incredulously Favorable 'Stealth Marketing Reviews' On"

This crappy box art spoke a thousand words on Universal Studios behalf...

1. "We have and always will hate the...'1978 Battlestar Galactica Series'....

2. "Our inclinations towards crappy....'1978 Battlestar Galactica Series'....merchandise will always continue.

3. "We will always hate the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....enormously enough to simultaneously appease...'1978 Battlestar' with a few trinkets here and there (like this Blu-Ray set) we will occasionally put out on the market... while at the same time making the merchandise crappy enough in some way to squeeze a few nickels of merchandising revenue out of it always far short of its enormous revenue potential if we weren't its corporate owners putting out crappy merchandise like this on purpose."

4. "It's just fun for us at Universal Studios to continue torpedoing the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series with intentionally crappy merchandise like this because it's always fun to be irresponsible....especially at the corporate level. Just look at Republican Governor Rick Snyder."


 Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on 

And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.

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