1. Hillary Clinton will have completed a spectacular first year in office as..."President of The United States."
2. Carly Fiorina, Michelle Bachmann, and Sarah Palin will all be institutionalized indefinitely for long term psychiatric evaluation.
3. Everyone in the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"...will also be institutionalized indefinitely for long term psychiatric evaluation
4. Universal Studios will make its next..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release Movie Announcement."
5. Ted Cruz will open a taco stand at..."Niagara Falls"...
6. John Kasich will go into private practice as a psychiatrist treating the crazy Republican members of the..."House"....and the..."Senate."
7. Donald Trump will buy a carnival and personally operate the...."Tilt - a - Whirl."
8. The dusty remains of Mitch McConnell will need to be vacuumed up off of the..."Senate"....floor when he finally disintegrates from old age.
9. The Koch brothers will pursue spirituality and enlightenment in the Middle East while at the same time instructing the United States Government to filter their massive wealth into the economy of the United States.
10. Kim Kardashian will be the next face on the..."$10.00 Bill"....But not necessarily her face, you know what I'm saying? (wink, wink)
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.