The reviews usually go something like this...
"Yeah...well...we at...'XYZ Magazine'....know right off the bat that the SyFy Channel never was terribly talented in the first place at providing any kind of programming...but some viewers still might enjoy this latest piece of fluff from them anyway."
As if it's universally acknowledged by all television critics to never expect too much from any SyFy Channel program one is assigned to review because the SyFy Channel just isn't run by talented people.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.