Thursday, November 21, 2013
This Isn't a "Battlestar Galactica" Action Figure, It's a Generic Hooker in a Red Dress.
....With the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name slapped on it.
What audience is the toy manufacturer groping (no pun intended) for with this slutty "Barbie?" Fans of the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series will astutely say...."This isn't 'Battlestar Galactica'." The "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) fans will certainly buy it, but they only number in the hundreds worldwide. Most of them being the SyFy Channel's corporate friends on Wall Street.
When the conception of a television series goes horribly wrong via bad management, you end up with poorly conceived merchandise sprung from the bad idea of a television series.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 9:54 AM