Sunday, February 2, 2014
Why Does The SyFy Channel Website Always Look Like a "Pastiched Together" Explosion of Multiple and Unrelated Demographic Studies Gone Awry?
What is this website? What is this channel? After safely removing from the list as to what this channel is not (a "Science Fiction Channel", a "Fantasy Channel")...I think I have finally pinpointed what this channel may be...
"The SyFy Channel" is a neutral cable channel (no on-air identity in particular.) It is an experimental cable channel where multiple identities and the results of endless and meaningless demographic studies are applied all at once and never sorted through to a singular conclusion for fear of not making money due to having a singular and coherent on-air identity.
"The SyFy Channel" not only hates Science Fiction and "Battlestar Galactica" in particular, but also fears "Science Fiction" and "Battlestar Galactica" in particular because it takes talent to do both which "The SyFy Channel" has always lacked. So, "The SyFy Channel" remains what it always has been...
"An Ambiguous Platform For Endless Market Testing" claiming to be a legitimate cable channel at the same time.
"The SyFy Channel" is sort of a "Home Shopping Network" for endless demographic experiments because NBC-Universal perhaps realized a long time ago that they got in way over their heads purchasing a "Science Fiction Network"...The former "Sci-Fi Channel"...and lacked the talent and imagination to run the former "Sci-Fi Channel." They converted the former "Sci-Fi Channel" into an ambiguous and faceless entity in response to being in way over their heads.
The moral of the story is...
Always look before you purchase something. Never make a "blanket purchase" of something without taking a look at what you purchased beforehand.
This applies to individuals and to corporations.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 4:23 PM