Where is This Mighty Army of "Helix Viewers" The SyFy Channel Keeps Claiming Exists?

 

 

The mighty "Helix Viewers Army!!" All global members accounted for..."Sir!!"



Well, they sure as hell aren't here on the SyFy Channel forums...

http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?s=903ea6fcff908ffc2d8ac0507e885d57&showforum=230

And they sure as hell aren't watching the SyFy Channel on Friday nights when "Helix" is broadcast...

http://www.deadline.com/2014/01/syfys-thriller-helix-soft-in-debut/

Conclusion: The SyFy Channel has yet another imaginary bundle of viewers they can fantasize about!!

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 Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60

And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/fullen1264