Monday, March 17, 2014
I Have a Hunch That The SyFy Channel's Transformation From its Upcoming "Big Ass Spider" Crap to a True "Science Fiction Channel" Would Be a "Root Canal" Without Anesthetic
We're basically talking about an exorcism for the "SyFy Channel" here....
If the transformation occurs at all....
It always takes crap a very long time to die on the SyFy Channel, since crap has had over a decade to intertwine itself into the very fabric of this channel's DNA no thanks to Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern.
So, the SyFy Channel may have announced (another fake press release?) that they want to "about face" and become a space based, Science Fiction channel....but this wouldn't happen overnight if it's true. In the meantime....which could be a very, very long "meantime"....the SyFy Channel's miniscule viewership is going to have to continue suffering through garbage programming like...
1. Big Ass Spider
2. Sharknado 2: The Second One
3. Big "Bitchin'" Crocodiles
4. Big "Fu****" Grizzlies
5. Big "Shankin'" Termites
6. "Ball Bustin" Cobras
7. "Fang Piercing" Kitty Cats
8. "Lil" Stalking Zombie Midget Wrestlers
9. Big Ass "Acid Spewing" Whales
10. Monstrous Hairy Fanged Tentacles
Yes, the "Schlock Movie Department" of the SyFy Channel wouldn't die without a fight if it ever came down to it going up against the SyFy Channel's supposed pledge of more "space based Science Fiction."
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 6:58 PM