Wednesday, August 24, 2011
The Negative Opinions Of The SyFy Channel Keep Rolling In
Should all of this negativity be entered on the resumes of Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern? Maybe there's a reason why the three of them never dare job hunt?
The careers of Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern at the SyFy Channel have been eccentric to say the least. The work they have been doing at this channel has never been met with a unanimous..."We really like what you're doing!!" Instead, the feedback they have only ever received has been a unanimous..."You suck and so does your channel!!" The SyFy Channel has been a lumbering behemoth of creative and inspirational dormancy since the name change in 2009, and many years before that when it was still called Sci-Fi Channel and NBC-Universal was and still is (unfortunately) the owner.
SyFy Channel suffers from a lack of creative vision and a lack of management talent from Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern. In their futile quest in achieving a series of conflicting, incoherent, fragmented and compartmentalized marketing agendas having nothing to do with Science Fiction television programming...Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern have rendered the SyFy Channel an identity starved cable network not knowing what it is from one moment to the next. How do you put an ID marker on a cable channel consisting of the following "smorgasbord-esque" television programs? They certainly don't fit together and belong on the same cable network.
1. Marcel's Quantum Kitchen
2. WWF Wrestling
3. Fact or Faked?
4. Scare Tactics
On top of this, Bonnie Hammer, David Hammer, and Mark Stern want to use the SyFy Channel logo (whatever it is supposed to stand for) to get into the manufacturing wing of the retail industry. Video games and Ipods for teenagers.
It isn't merely that the SyFy Channel suffers from an identity crisis. Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern are also suffering from a career identity crisis. They want to leave the SyFy Channel for the pursuit of some retail dream.
NBC-Universal could care less as to which nitwits end up managing the SyFy Channel. Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern want to use the SyFy Channel as a springboard into a doomed retail venture. Is it any wonder why this channel sucks so much? It is without responsible management.
Posted by Languatron at 9:49 AM