Monday, August 15, 2011
The Only "Geeks" In The Deranged Corporate Universe Of The SyFy Channel, Are The SyFy Channel Executives Themselves
Be very weary whenever Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern use the term "Geek" to describe those members of the viewing public who enjoy Science Fiction television programming. Labeling segments of the viewing public with typical, status quo, corporate name calling such as this is really Bonnie Hammer's way of admitting that she isn't cerebral enough...she isn't savvy enough....and she isn't artistically inclined enough to serve the "Science Fiction segment" of the viewing public. She has never been able to serve this segment of the viewing public due to her intellectual limitations...so she calls them names. It's an indirect admission on her part that she isn't qualified for her job. Ditto for David Howe and Mark Stern.
The viewing public likes what they like...and they don't need permission slips from Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern to like what they do like. Nor does the viewing public deserve to be labeled "Geeks" by NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel just because this fucked up corporation hasn't been able to chart an identity trajectory for the Sci-Fi Channel since they have owned it. Just because this corporation hasn't been able to pull its head out of its ass in terms of being thoroughly intellectually incapable of handling the entire genre of "Science Fiction Television Programming."
If there are any "Geeks" here...it is Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern of the SyFy Channel. Working for the ultimate "Corporate Geek" - NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel.
Which of the following television programs are..."Geekier?"
1. The "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series...or "Marcel's Quantum Kitchen?"
2. "Time Tunnel"....or..."William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night?"
3. "Six Million Dollar Man".....or....."Fact or Faked?"
4. "Star Trek"....or....."Dream Team?"
5. "Space: 1999"....or...."WWF Wrestling?"
6. "Star Wars"...or...."Frankenfish"....."Sharktopus"...."Ice Spiders?"
7. "Questor Tapes"....or...."Scare Tactics?"
I think Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern had damn well better start looking in the mirror, because the crap they put on the air is the "Geekiest shit I have ever seen." They are in no position whatsoever (in light of their repeated...underwhelming job performance) to be criticizing the makers of genuinely good Science Fiction television programming (and movies) of the past, and those in the general public who like those shows....with their patented "Geek" label.
With Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern, you basically have the worst television programmers of all time....criticizing the greatest Science Fiction television series and movies of all time...and their fanbases.
There's always a time to keep your mouths shut. Especially when you're monumentally untalented. Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern have never learned that.
Posted by Languatron at 1:27 PM